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Master Chef. (And maybe just in time for it to mean something??)
I'd like to thank everyone who supported me through the ordeal of becoming a Master Chef. My parents, who inspired me to be "be all that I could be." My wife, who continued to have sex with me in spite of the fact that I always smelled of fermented wheat and corn. My doctor, who has outfitted me for my carpal tunnel syndrome. And for all those people who bought mybugged crap buff products so that I could avoid spending time doing survery missions.
I couldn't have done it without you.
Oh, look, geez, now I'mweepingbig squid tearsagain.
Herodotus Befishburger
(Master Chef, CEO, COO, CFO, and sole employee of Fish Burger Foods)
(President of the Chilastra Assc. for aWhining Free Galaxy. We put the chill back in Chilastra.)