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Thread: NewsFlash: Master Chef Gets Holocron!
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Szoept
Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:05 am
#1
Somewhere in the Uncamped Backwaters of Bria -
Late Saturday night, Master Chef Aleka obtained a Sith Holocron off of a Rebel Surface Marshall without the assitance of camping or fellow Imperial combatants. With no more weapons training than being able to use a Striker Pistol and combat tumble a few different ways (Marksman 0/3/0/4), Aleka was able to gun down the Rebel terrorist with the help of his trusty Canoid Hunter named Fiesty (non-CH 2.2k HAMs) and his always devoted probot, Chunk (Armor Module VI).
Upon inspecting and stealing all the money off the terrorist, Aleka was taken back when he discovered a red pyramid-shaped crystalline device. He reportedly then entered into a period of hyperventilation, rabid mumblings, and out of focus photographs of the device. While inspecting the device, he somehow activated it and the Holocron began to glow brightly and was instantly evaporated. Along with the evaporation process came a hauntingly deep voice that spoke with authority and shook Aleka to the core: "In order to continue your path to absolute power you must learn Master Weaponsmith." And with that Aleka collapsed and regained consciousness in an undisclosed location.
When asked about the events, Aleka reported: "I can't believe it. It was the first high level terrorist I ever tried to take out and he held a key to my destiny. I hope the next steps will fall as quickly and easily into place as this fortunate event has."
-DailyBria
(I post this here because I am first and foremost a Chef and chose Chef as my profession. And to give some hope to those other chefs that hope to unlock a force-sensitive slot by getting holocrons (it CAN be done without oodles of pets around and away from highly camped areas). And no this isn't a joke post.)
-Aleka
Master Chef (by choice)
future Master Weaponsmith (it is my destiny!)
Late Saturday night, Master Chef Aleka obtained a Sith Holocron off of a Rebel Surface Marshall without the assitance of camping or fellow Imperial combatants. With no more weapons training than being able to use a Striker Pistol and combat tumble a few different ways (Marksman 0/3/0/4), Aleka was able to gun down the Rebel terrorist with the help of his trusty Canoid Hunter named Fiesty (non-CH 2.2k HAMs) and his always devoted probot, Chunk (Armor Module VI).
Upon inspecting and stealing all the money off the terrorist, Aleka was taken back when he discovered a red pyramid-shaped crystalline device. He reportedly then entered into a period of hyperventilation, rabid mumblings, and out of focus photographs of the device. While inspecting the device, he somehow activated it and the Holocron began to glow brightly and was instantly evaporated. Along with the evaporation process came a hauntingly deep voice that spoke with authority and shook Aleka to the core: "In order to continue your path to absolute power you must learn Master Weaponsmith." And with that Aleka collapsed and regained consciousness in an undisclosed location.
When asked about the events, Aleka reported: "I can't believe it. It was the first high level terrorist I ever tried to take out and he held a key to my destiny. I hope the next steps will fall as quickly and easily into place as this fortunate event has."
-DailyBria
(I post this here because I am first and foremost a Chef and chose Chef as my profession. And to give some hope to those other chefs that hope to unlock a force-sensitive slot by getting holocrons (it CAN be done without oodles of pets around and away from highly camped areas). And no this isn't a joke post.)
-Aleka
Master Chef (by choice)
future Master Weaponsmith (it is my destiny!)
Yosho_Tarien
Sun Nov 09, 2003 9:39 am
#4
I'm confused, I could have sworn I was in the BE forum a second ago...
Oh well, another forum glitch...congrats 
Drenarb
Mon Nov 10, 2003 8:03 am
#6
That does give us hope. Thanks for the post!
It also sounds like Holocrons aren't limited to Force sensitive beings either.
kelela
Mon Nov 10, 2003 5:20 pm
#7
Very cool story...enjoyed it very much. I am also first and foremost a chef. I hope one day to be blessed by the powers that be and be shown my own destiny. But please, please, please...don't let it be master weaponsmith! Guess I won't have a choice huh?
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