Chef Archive
Thread: How will Player Cities and Mounts further cripple chefs?
Due to a mixup when the art department added the player city textures, all food now looks like a newbie melon, all drinks look like spiced tea.
In other news, angry chefs embarked on a killing spree, as it was alsodiscovered that if your profession list includes "Novice Chef", all foods buff at 10x the displayed size, for 5x the duration, and only filling you half as a much. Also, anyone without that profession had a PEF (Permanent Enemy Flag) with regards to chefs. Bounty hunter Booby Fetid made this comment as he stepped from the cloning center:
"It was like they just snapped, man. I mean, they weren't even doing that much damage to me, but they wouldn't drop, just kept shoving food into their mouths andswinging these weirdrolling-pinclubs. Dude, I haven't seen Krayts with that kind of HAM..."
To comply with state laws you won't be able to drink alcohol within city limits unless its in a brown bag... as there are no brown bags and the whole game world will soon be covered with cities all drinks will no longer be useable.
Seriously though, I bet mounts will some how screw us. Maybe buffs don't work if you use a mount or something. Hard to see how cities will hurt us though... Then again it was also hard to see how fixing factories was going to hurt as well, but we all know how that tuned out.....
Saitek wrote:
I'm betting that there was a mix up in the code and the entire chef tree is deleted "Accidentally"
Yep, just "accidentally" get rid of the most bugged section of the game.... talk about a nerf... "Oh, that part is bugged... get rid of it."
I mean we're only talking about 300-600 people in the entire chef profession
The Tatooine Sunburn schematic won't load.
All positive buffs are inverted and become negative, and all negatives become positive.
Anyone ever play Cosmic Encounter (antiMatter)?
So what your saying is.. they decieded to make Skannbult Likker useful
wynlyndd wrote:
All positive buffs are inverted and become negative, and all negatives become positive.
Anyone ever play Cosmic Encounter (antiMatter)?
" I bet mounts will some how screw us. Maybe buffs don't work if you use a mount or something. "
Ummm, buffs DON'T work anymore 
Remember?
When? When will they fix us?
/cry
Word from the Test Center is that multiple foods stack properly. I really keep meaning to make a character on there...
RoseMercedes wrote:
" I bet mounts will some how screw us. Maybe buffs don't work if you use a mount or something. "
Ummm, buffs DON'T work anymore
When? When will they fix us?
/cry