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This has absolutely nothing to do with the chef profession, specifically, but it happened while I was grinding away at Ithorian Mists just now. This is why I do it in public places--99% of the time, there's nothing interesting going on around me, but then there's that 1%, that time that makes me laugh really hard.

Rodian: Where's that rodian girl been? I miss her.
Human: I don't know, I don't think she's coming back.
Rodian: Awww, she was HOT.
Human: Ew! No, she wasn't!

Anyone else overheard something amusing like this while they're grinding? C'mon, what's the funniest thing that's happened to you while grinding? Man, grinding ... *whimper* And now, back to it ...

My best pickup line is asking a dancer if she wants to see my wiener.

Works so well, I've pretty much given up being a chef and run strip club now

Funniest thing I've heard eh?
While I was in cantina about a week ago.

Person 1:I'll duel you only if you don't use your flame thrower.
Person 2: No, A commando with out a flame thrower is like a chef.
Me: Hey!
Person 2: Oh hey sorry Pot, didn't see you back there.