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Thread: For the Love of Food...
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Hashy
Thu Sep 04, 2003 6:06 pm
#1
Let me tell you a story
One day, I was jogging through Tatooine With some friends of mine, and we talked for a while about What we wanted to be when we 'grew up'. One fellow said, I want to be a bounty hunter cause they're the strongest! One said, I want to be a Creature Handler Cause they got big pets! And that got me wondering, What class in the game does everyone seem to hate? My initial thought was Bio Engineer so I got to master and quickly dropped it when I found out why. Then I moved onto Chef, and quickly fell in love with it. After slapping on the Novice Chef title, I was challenged to countless duels, why, I do not know. After reading up on the titles, The words IRON CHEF were branded into my brains and I knew then what I had to do. Many MANY flippin weeks of making wastril bread after wastril bread, I realized I was running out of money. Instead of Selling my wares I simply gave them out to people after duels, and came to the conclusion that an Iron Chef is like Santa in a way, except that He whomps your ass while you're in bed before leaving you a present. So, After becoming a master swordsman I went back to grinding the bread and then the Stewed Poop up the Entrees tree. Again, Many days later I Finally Became a Mighty Iron Chef, Only to realize that I was Comicly poor and That my food was undelicious and terrible. Still I journey through the lands making money through my sword for the love of food, hoping that I will one day find the perfect Nougat by the tip of my blade.
-Hashy
One day, I was jogging through Tatooine With some friends of mine, and we talked for a while about What we wanted to be when we 'grew up'. One fellow said, I want to be a bounty hunter cause they're the strongest! One said, I want to be a Creature Handler Cause they got big pets! And that got me wondering, What class in the game does everyone seem to hate? My initial thought was Bio Engineer so I got to master and quickly dropped it when I found out why. Then I moved onto Chef, and quickly fell in love with it. After slapping on the Novice Chef title, I was challenged to countless duels, why, I do not know. After reading up on the titles, The words IRON CHEF were branded into my brains and I knew then what I had to do. Many MANY flippin weeks of making wastril bread after wastril bread, I realized I was running out of money. Instead of Selling my wares I simply gave them out to people after duels, and came to the conclusion that an Iron Chef is like Santa in a way, except that He whomps your ass while you're in bed before leaving you a present. So, After becoming a master swordsman I went back to grinding the bread and then the Stewed Poop up the Entrees tree. Again, Many days later I Finally Became a Mighty Iron Chef, Only to realize that I was Comicly poor and That my food was undelicious and terrible. Still I journey through the lands making money through my sword for the love of food, hoping that I will one day find the perfect Nougat by the tip of my blade.
-Hashy
Karikaru
Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:19 pm
#4
that was a fun story 
you should make it into an autobiography and publish it 
may be "there and back again: a Chef's Tale" lol
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