Chef Archive
Thread: LMAO QFE
Do these threads cause the "I'm not dead yet!" bit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail to go through everyone's head, or just mine?
Dev: "Bring out yer dead!"
Doom&Gloom: Here's one.
Dev: Ninepence
Chef: I'm not dead!
Dev: 'Ere, he says he's not dead!
Doom&Gloom: Yes he is.
Chef: I'm not!
Doom&Gloom: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Chef: I'm getting better!
Doom&Gloom: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment
Dev: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Chef: I don't want to go on the cart!
Doom&Gloom: Oh don't be such a baby.
Dev: I can't take him.
Chef: I feel fine!
Doom&Gloom: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Chef: I think I'll go for a walk
Doom&Gloom: You're not fooling anyone, you know.
Chef: I feel happy! I feel happy!
Now, all we need to do is keep eating PIkatta Pie to dodge the club to the head, and we can avoid the cart.
Didn't want this gem from SciGuy burried on page 3. LMAO this is awesome!
One day lad, all this will be yours.
What, the curtins?
Great post above 
"SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!!!!"
"How do you know she's a witch"
"Err, ummm, she's, SHE'S A WITCH!"
Utter class.
mmrl1 wrote:
"She turned me into a newt!"