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Thread: You know you need a break from Chef when...

Sykes
Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:57 am
#1

... you are cooking dinner for your wife and use the last bit of rice. You go to the fridge, reach for the notepad to add to your shopping list, and promptly write down...


Domestic Rice


...on the shopping list.


To cover up your SWG addiction, you explain to your wife that you swore the box said Domestic and not Long Grain.


Happy New Year all!


P.S. The above is a true story from me last night.




SYKES LIAISON

Master Chef and proprietor of... THE COPACABANA! Located in Polaris on Naboo


DashZero
Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:59 am
#2

lol



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Naturner
Wed Dec 31, 2003 11:47 am
#3

/cringe


Happy new year!




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tacwraith
Wed Dec 31, 2003 11:49 am
#4

just as long as you dont stop to /harvest the roadkill for avian meat...




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Mousekin
Wed Dec 31, 2003 5:59 pm
#5

I went to check the state of something I was reheating in my microwave for Thanksgiving dinner and literally thought, "I need to check the factory"


Happy New Year =)




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Hypokennedy
Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:07 pm
#6

You wonder what does Fishak really taste like?
Fodder650
Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:12 pm
#7

You know I think i would pass on that one. Any drink that would set off a giger county scares me



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KalosMadred
Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:01 am
#8

For me I was playing SWG and looked over at my bag of Sun Chips and they have on the bag that it is 4 grains including Rice, Oats, Wheat and Corn... and I went to the factory I store my ingredients in, opened the input hopperand started checking all my materieals to make sure I had Rice, Oats, Wheat and Corn..... then I stopped and realized what I was doing
furrylips
Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:12 am
#9




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Camenai
Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:56 pm
#10

hehe





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Naturner
Fri Jan 02, 2004 8:52 am
#11






KivanMontres wrote:

Mother asked me if i had brought any good berries from the store the other day and i replied, "sorry ma i couldnt. they are out of shift"






/true story


"Did you get any watermelon at the store today?"
"Nope, I think they are out of shift."
"What??"
"Nope, they are out of season....what did you hear me say?"
"You said shift, or something like that"
"Na, I think you are hearing things, because that doesn't make any sense."


Man I'm slick




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MMM Pharm and Food
Mos Eisley (2468, -4572), Coronet (956, -3724), Theed (-4820, 3360)

Buying 1k lots of general Carnivore, Insect, and Domesticated Meat, PM me for details!
KivanMontres
Fri Jan 02, 2004 1:13 pm
#12

Mother asked me if i had brought any good berries from the store the other day and i replied, "sorry ma i couldnt. they are out of shift"


I also tend to see waypoints IRL while driving to and from work.




Judging by the blank stare on your face id say you been playing Galaxies today...
TyranAskield
Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:20 pm
#13

I wish i was a master Chef in real life... than i wouldn't hafta eat PB&J every day.




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