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SWG_Dahn

Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:16 pm

Commando....the other white meat

Thanks for the good belly laugh

Dahn

Waiter, I want to talk to the Chef!

Uhhh....are you sure about that Sir?

Yes!....send him out here right now!

OK.....if you insist.....

Agnius

Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:15 pm

#2

lol

poor commands

sciguyCO

Thu Aug 14, 2003 9:12 pm

#3

Can anyone use the battle cry "Bagels or Death", orwould I have to join the "Hell's Chefs" (based out of Hell's Kitchen, right?) or the "Legion of Terror Bakers"?

Ah, screw that, where do I join up?

Oh, and "Emeril Ackbar"....genius!

Kriles Ch'artoff , Chilastra server
Master Chef (retired)
Currently doing....stuff

DakarCM

Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:46 am

#4

BESTINE TATOOINE: We observed a night of horror here in town and seemingly innocent Chefs have, after this last patch, formed two new Guilds.."Hell's Chefs" and "Legion of Terror Bakers"

"We wants dey Commando's neat gear..."

The leather jacketed, Master Chef Emerail Ackbar snarled, waving his light-spatula about..

"We are a Combat Class and everyone should know It." he pointed at the prone bodies of two unconscious food-covered Commandos.

"They thought that they could rumble with us, we showed dem an egg of a different color.."

"We hereby put on notice that all Commando's turn their flame-throwers in the next 24 hours, over to us or face pureeification.."

I talked with Colonel Bodgett, Famed Commando of "Colonel Bodgett's Boarding School and Penitatary"

Currently he was held up in the Barricaded PA.

"I don't know what to make of it, they attacked our PA Hall like Zulu’s, screaming "Bagels or Death."

" None of our weapons worked, I saw Peters go down under a hail of Croissants, my flame-thrower just spewed a small flame. I light cigarettes with it."

Bodgett sobbed. "It..Was...Horrible... I will never be able to look at a Chefs hat the same way again..."

WE WILL CONTINUE TO KEEP AN EYE HERE AS THE SITUATION DEVELOPS...BACK TO YOU TED

"TED HERE TONIGHT AT 23:00 "DARK SIDE CHEFS…. THE NEW GALACTIC THREAT?"

'Tim

Jedi Chef In-Training

" The Yeast is Strong With This One..."

Potillan

Fri Aug 15, 2003 5:50 am

#5

Uh oh this sounds like the revolution that SirVimes was talking about!
/me makes a note to avoid any walls

For those of you that have no idea what I'm talking about
http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=chef&message.id=4594&highlight=#M4594

Game Name: Potillan Gondas
Profession: Master Chef, Rifleman, and TKA
My store: -1411 -5623 in the TLC mall, part of the city of Da'Vinci on the planet Tatooine.
2km west of AH and 3km south of Bestine

Samonrye

Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:24 am

#6

One rule I have followed pretty well in life is "Never ask a question you really don't want the answer to". HOWEVER I will make this exception.

Is there any unlucky soul out there that is a Commando & a Chef?

Rueben - Chef / TKA

Rueben Samonrye - Master Chef of Old -
Insurgo Naboo - sXn -

---Some chefs may beat my quality of goods by a mere few points but nobody beats my prices---All full crates priced from 150k down with the exception of Bivoli +25/3 @ 175k---

Mousekin

Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:39 am

#7

ROFL oh man this soo tops all my jokes I make about taking out people with my Wastril bread... I see I need to work on my delivery

Boovik Nokook (Master Chef) Wanderhome
Guildenstern (Ranger in Training) Starsider

Chobak

Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:55 pm

#8

Nice post Dakar, good to see some well written satire about the problems instead of the usual complaints. Well Done.

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