Chef Archive
Thread: You know you've been a Chef too long when...
Page 1 of 2
BranrStarkiller
Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:20 am
#1
You actually dream of finding a field full of domestic Eopies!
Actually had this happen last night, maybe I should take a break
Anyone else want to finish that title?
Actually had this happen last night, maybe I should take a break
Anyone else want to finish that title?
Syke
Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:27 am
#2
LOL I know how you feel...I ran into 4 humbaba packs (3 mounds). 2 packs were about 100m apart...was a great trip...picked up 2.5k worth of meat.
Gotik-CH
Mon Dec 01, 2003 11:44 am
#3
Syke wrote:
LOL I know how you feel...I ran into 4 humbaba packs (3 mounds). 2 packs were about 100m apart...was a great trip...picked up 2.5k worth of meat.
I brought a friend out to Yavin to run Mawgax's all day.. was really looking forward to all that domesticated meat. Turns out the quality was in the 60's and the PE barely broke 200. What a nightmare!
Taurbok
Mon Dec 01, 2003 11:53 am
#4
You know you've been a Chef too long when...
You want to complain to the waiter of a restaurant that you're not getting any buffs from your food.
You drive by a field of corn and wonder if it's high enough concentration to put up some flora farms.
You see some cattle and wonder what the quality of the meat is.
You want to complain to the waiter of a restaurant that you're not getting any buffs from your food.
You drive by a field of corn and wonder if it's high enough concentration to put up some flora farms.
You see some cattle and wonder what the quality of the meat is.
DrKeith
Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:54 pm
#6
You want to mix up wheat rice and water all day, put in bottles and then throw it out.
Naturner
Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:59 pm
#7
DrKeith wrote:
You want to mix up wheatricecorn and water all day, put in bottles and then throw it out.
Rendrac
Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:27 pm
#8
...you spend more time reading the chef boards than playing the game.
...you wonder if a Rum and Coke will really improve your strength and stamina, at a cost of focus, of course.
...you actually spend time pondering just how you would mix water, meat, and mineral to make an edible drink.
:-)
S'per Light, the Spice Chef
Naturner
Mon Dec 01, 2003 11:22 pm
#9
...You stock your bar at home with reactive gas and radioactive containers. What was I thinking??
t0rp0r
Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:07 am
#10
You are getting ready for work and you pause to listen to a TV commercial advertising some fancy new cooking gadget (Yes, this happened to me this morning....) 
Saitek
Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:40 am
#12
...you think all the cooking you've done in game is paying off and start to actually think you are a good cook in RL.
Taurbok
Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:58 am
#13
Hey! I am a good cook in real life. I may not be able to add buffs to my food but at least I can get all the ingredients, my recipes aren't bugged, I don't critical fail (well once but it was only a small fire and easily extinguished), and I don't have to kill anyone to get milk.
Page 1 of 2