Chef Archive
Thread: CHEF IS DEAD
gildrian wrote:
I found it hard to believe that any chef would quit the game/chef profession at this crucial hour.
Food/Drink is no longer a benefit or bonus...
IT IS A REQUIREMENT...it makes up for all the holes in my template. I had a good laugh reading the beginning of this thread..sheesh, you have no idea how much CERTAIN professions will rely on chefs for pretty much ALL activity!!!
Do these threads cause the "I'm not dead yet!" bit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail to go through everyone's head, or just mine?
Dev: "Bring out yer dead!"
Doom&Gloom: Here's one.
Dev: Ninepence
Chef: I'm not dead!
Dev: 'Ere, he says he's not dead!
Doom&Gloom: Yes he is.
Chef: I'm not!
Doom&Gloom: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Chef: I'm getting better!
Doom&Gloom: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment
Dev: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Chef: I don't want to go on the cart!
Doom&Gloom: Oh don't be such a baby.
Dev: I can't take him.
Chef: I feel fine!
Doom&Gloom: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Chef: I think I'll go for a walk
Doom&Gloom: You're not fooling anyone, you know.
Chef: I feel happy! I feel happy!
Now, all we need to do is keep eating PIkatta Pie to dodge the club to the head, and we can avoid the cart. ![]()
Cibila
LMAO Great Post!
sciguyCO wrote:
Do these threads cause the "I'm not dead yet!" bit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail to go through everyone's head, or just mine?
Dev: "Bring out yer dead!"
Doom&Gloom: Here's one.
Dev: Ninepence
Chef: I'm not dead!
Dev: 'Ere, he says he's not dead!
Doom&Gloom: Yes he is.
Chef: I'm not!
Doom&Gloom: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Chef: I'm getting better!
Doom&Gloom: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment
Dev: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Chef: I don't want to go on the cart!
Doom&Gloom: Oh don't be such a baby.
Dev: I can't take him.
Chef: I feel fine!
Doom&Gloom: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Chef: I think I'll go for a walk
Doom&Gloom: You're not fooling anyone, you know.
Chef: I feel happy! I feel happy!
Now, all we need to do is keep eating PIkatta Pie to dodge the club to the head, and we can avoid the cart.
ok my chef is dead BH-CHEF respecced to some usefull BH-RIFLE-PE hrhr
its sad to see no one need chef stuff anymoore including my bh and jedi to be effective
i just eat artisan foods with 50+min chef stuff is crap for harder stuff a health crystal thats it no one need chef
fixthisbugs wrote:
ok my chef is dead BH-CHEF respecced to some usefull BH-RIFLE-PE hrhr
its sad to see no one need chef stuff anymoore including my bh and jedi to be effective
i just eat artisan foods with 50+min chef stuff is crap for harder stuff a health crystal thats it no one need chef