Chef Archive
Thread: A little levity
Well, 20 days and counting, guess we should keep going.
On the eighteenth day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Eighteen skill boxes wasted,
Seventeen worn outcraft tools,
Sixteen chefs per server,
Fifteen Jedi-Wannabes starting,
Fourteen Master Chefs a quitting,
Thirteen (virtually) unusable recipes,
Twelve unkept promises,
Eleven credits to my name,
Ten cramped fingers,
Ninetypes of flora to get
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
And I wonder if this thread is what opened my magic "Community Member" slot...
Twenty identical buffs,
Nineteen Gurrecks BAFfing,
Eighteen skill boxes wasted,
Seventeen worn outcraft tools,
Sixteen chefs per server,
Fifteen Jedi-Wannabes starting,
Fourteen Master Chefs a quitting,
Thirteen (virtually) unusable recipes,
Twelve unkept promises,
Eleven credits to my name,
Ten cramped fingers,
Ninetypes of flora to get
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
On the 21st day of christmas SOE gave to me:
Twenty-one Cantina NPC's to compete with,
Twenty identical buffs,
Nineteen Gurrecks BAFfing,
Eighteen skill boxes wasted,
Seventeen worn outcraft tools,
Sixteen chefs per server,
Fifteen Jedi-Wannabes starting,
Fourteen Master Chefs a quitting,
Thirteen (virtually) unusable recipes,
Twelve unkept promises,
Eleven credits to my name,
Ten cramped fingers,
Ninetypes of flora to get
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
lol good one! ... oh yeah the milk is like 5cr ... hmmmmm im so glad im not on starsider or some other roleplaying server ... chef? what do you want? i got cantina boy selling for 1/20th your cost .. teeehee
i can't wait for the next patch ... when is it? Sir Vimes I sure hope they fix the current buffing issues in that patch .. that will mean stacks are fixed and buffing is fixed ...we will be at ground zero ... then we can talk how chef really needs to be fixed
SIR VIMES .... i sure hope you are not getting any illusions of leaving your post! ... the pistoleer correspondent just did so im calling you on it before you jump ship! you gotto get us at least partially fixed before you go be corresponded on Horizons or something where your job will be easiser hehe
On the 22nd day of Christmas, SOE gave to me:
Twenty-two paltry graphics,
Twenty-one Cantina NPC's to compete with,
Twenty identical buffs,
Nineteen Gurrecks BAFfing,
Eighteen skill boxes wasted,
Seventeen worn outcraft tools,
Sixteen chefs per server,
Fifteen Jedi-Wannabes starting,
Fourteen Master Chefs a quitting,
Thirteen (virtually) unusable recipes,
Twelve unkept promises,
Eleven credits to my name,
Ten cramped fingers,
Ninetypes of flora to get
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
On the 23nd day of Christmas, SOE gave to me:
Twenty-three customers insulting me
Twenty-two paltry graphics,
Twenty-one Cantina NPC's to compete with,
Twenty identical buffs,
Nineteen Gurrecks BAFfing,
Eighteen skill boxes wasted,
Seventeen worn outcraft tools,
Sixteen chefs per server,
Fifteen Jedi-Wannabes starting,
Fourteen Master Chefs a quitting,
Thirteen (virtually) unusable recipes,
Twelve unkept promises,
Eleven credits to my name,
Ten cramped fingers,
Ninetypes of flora to get
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
no
Peace
(go janet jackson.. rythem nation!)
Come on baby, lets get away.. let's save our troubles for another day
Come with me.. we got it made
I'm gonna take you on an escapade.. let's go!
On the last day of christmas SOE gave to me:
Twenty-four recipes with non-working additives,
Twenty-three customers insulting me,
Twenty-two paltry graphics,
Twenty-one Cantina NPC's to compete with,
Twenty identical buffs,
Nineteen Gurrecks BAFfing,
Eighteen skill boxes wasted,
Seventeen worn outcraft tools,
Sixteen chefs per server,
Fifteen Jedi-Wannabes starting,
Fourteen Master Chefs a quitting,
Thirteen (virtually) unusable recipes,
Twelve unkept promises,
Eleven credits to my name,
Ten cramped fingers,
Ninetypes of flora to get
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
