Chef Archive
Thread: A little levity
Well, considering that the stat-breaking bug was introduced in the Oct 8th patch, and today is the 20th, I thought I'd put together:
The twelve days of Chef bugs
On the first day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
a single use Sunburn from a crate.
On the second day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
On the third day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
On the fourth day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
On the fifth day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
On the sixth day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks tofix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
...and I'm spent. Take it and run. Heck, starting tomorrow we can expand to 13...then 14... then... /sob
On the seventh day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks tofix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
On theeighth day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
Mousekin wrote:
On theeighth day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
BAHAHHHAH that maids a milkin worked out just right
On thenineth day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Ninetypes of flora to get
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
great post guys
On the Tenth day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Ten cramped fingers,
Ninetypes of flora to get
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
Salpho,
Master Smuggler, Novice Chef, Teris Kasi Monk, Pistoleer
Bloodfin
On theEleventh day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Eleven credits to my name,
Ten cramped fingers,
Ninetypes of flora to get
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
And on thetwelfth day of Chef bugs, SOE gave to me:
Twelve unkept promises,
Eleven credits to my name,
Ten cramped fingers,
Ninetypes of flora to get
Eight Maids a-not-milking
Seven measly customers
Six statistics sticking
Fiiiiiive..betttter....spice skill boxes...
Four weeks to fix stack bug
Three useful recipes
Two uncraftable harvesters
and a single use Sunburn from a crate.
Great to SEE! LOL
Glad to see some other chefs have a sense of humor too!
Bliznit Raises a glass of Ith Mist to you all!
I'm glad this turned out so well. "Maids a-not-milking"...genius.
So, who wants to do days 13 and 14?