Chef Archive
Thread: More Patch 20a notes
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Higginsis
Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:07 pm
#1
Its a good bit of irony, nice bit of throw away humour.
No need for the reactions it drew from some people.
No need for the reactions it drew from some people.
Moebius01
Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:12 pm
#2
Lol I didn't think it was that bad... just not excessively funny either. 
Moreso because of the misleading subject than anything else.
Moreso because of the misleading subject than anything else.
Eerif
Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:26 pm
#3
Just wondering when I get my gender and species change to Twilek Female 
AngusMacGregor
Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:33 pm
#4
Eek. Sorry Chefs. I had the last post about this on your forum deleted because some folks took offense for some reason.
This is not my doing, just so you know!
MijelRiak
Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:13 pm
#5
>>all Chefs are fined 5 million credits apiece
phpppt, looks like we get off rather easy.
now to go dance in the cantena....
Message Edited by MijelRiak on 07-11-2005 02:13 PM
Nicka
Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:54 pm
#6
I found the chef and Jedi onerather amusing.
Not sure why people would be offended by it.
Chicken_Chaser
Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:18 pm
#7
lmao this is the perfect time to bust out this screenie o btw sorry for the quality...photoshop messed it up for some reason :/
Tapoh
Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:43 am
#8
Bounty Hunter
- Due to the popularity of the "no droid" rule on Kashyyyk, BH droids will no longer work on any planet. We hope that this exciting change will put the "Hunter" into "Bounty Hunter"
- Smuggler bounties have now been added! However, BH terminals and SpyNet operatives don't know their names, either.
- Not completing a mission within a half an hour results in the BH having a bounty placed on them that Jedi can take as their new content. Dying to a Jedi now results in skill box loss for the Bounty Hunter.
Jedi
- Jedi can now take bounty missions on Bounty Hunters. Take a bounty mission from our conveniently located terminals (outside every starport, shuttleport, cantina, medical facility, and cloning center) to get a mission on a Bounty Hunter. Information given includes their name, current skill set, SAT scores, and location of their residence.
- Added tracking droids (craftable by Jedi using minimal common resources) that will help pinpoint your BH target's location. These droids will work on every planet, including Kashyyyk.
Creature Handler
- You know it's coming, don't you? You can feel it in your bones. Well, we don't want to disappoint you. Eat Hot Nerf!
- We have reduced the maximum controllable CL to 10 at Master. Your days of being effective are over.
- We have reduced the maximum number of pets that can be stored at Master to 2.
- Pets no longer obey the commands of Creature Handlers.
- The CH profession may or may not be removed entirely. We'll flip a coin the morning we patch this sucker in.
Ranger
Chef
- We've added a fun new "realistic" roleplay element to this profession. VK-666, an Imperial Stormtrooper, is suing every Chef in the universe. He claims that you have made him dependent upon your goods to be able to fight effectively, and now he is fat, lazy, and an alcoholic. Based on the Emperor's ruling in the matter, all Chefs are fined 5 million credits apiece to compensate this traumatized trooper. The money will be deducted from your accounts before you log in. If you do not have enough money in your account to pay the fine, your homes and belongings will be confiscated.
Smuggler
- We've adjusted the loot tables for the new slicing tools so the frequency of the lower-tier tools will be more common. However, all tools will now be found on Super Battle Droids in order to encourage the Smuggler to join a group and learn some teamwork. We hate solo players.
- VK-666 is also suing Smugglers for making him addicted to Booster Blue. See the Chef changes for details.
Ranger
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- (What? You're still here?)
Image Designer
- You now have the ability to increase the bust size of female Twi'lek dancers. We think they're hawt, and bigger is better, right?
Dancer
- All Dancers must now be hawt female Twi'leks.
Eerif
Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:53 am
#9
lol saw this on the smuggler forums.
Watch out though, a few chefs are a bit touchy on the subject!
AngusMacGregor
Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:01 am
#11
Life's just unfair. I write this stuff up, give y'all a link to it, and I get called names. Someone reposts it here, and he gets raves.
It's because I'm Scottish, isn't it? 
Liv_Traisharan
Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:38 am
#13
AngusMacGregor wrote:
Eek. Sorry Chefs. I had the last post about this on your forum deleted because some folks took offense for some reason.
This is not my doing, just so you know!
Oh heh. I thought you had written it, which is why I so violently replied to the thread in the Chef forum. I thought you were trying to troll us or whine about pricing that some chefs charge.
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