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Thread: You know you need a break from Chef when...
... you are cooking dinner for your wife and use the last bit of rice. You go to the fridge, reach for the notepad to add to your shopping list, and promptly write down...
Domestic Rice
...on the shopping list.
To cover up your SWG addiction, you explain to your wife that you swore the box said Domestic and not Long Grain.
Happy New Year all!
P.S. The above is a true story from me last night.
I went to check the state of something I was reheating in my microwave for Thanksgiving dinner and literally thought, "I need to check the factory" ![]()
Happy New Year =)
KivanMontres wrote:
Mother asked me if i had brought any good berries from the store the other day and i replied, "sorry ma i couldnt. they are out of shift"
/true story
"Did you get any watermelon at the store today?"
"Nope, I think they are out of shift."
"What??"
"Nope, they are out of season....what did you hear me say?"
"You said shift, or something like that"
"Na, I think you are hearing things, because that doesn't make any sense."
Man I'm slick ![]()
Mother asked me if i had brought any good berries from the store the other day and i replied, "sorry ma i couldnt. they are out of shift"
I also tend to see waypoints IRL while driving to and from work.
I wish i was a master Chef in real life... than i wouldn't hafta eat PB&J every day.![]()