Carbineer Archive
Thread: To our fateful devs...
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PeazyofNVGL
Thu Feb 12, 2004 3:18 pm
#1
Well, Developers, thanks for poopin in my face. It's nice really, that you took time to change the color of the bikes, give us a new name, then pull down your pants and drop a steamy one right on us. Seriously. I love the carbine. I spent all the skill points to get BH and get the carbine tree there, and was almost at master carbine as a casual gamer. And now it turns out that I have just been revin' my engin in neutral.
I have 145 accuracy and couldn't knock a cardhouse down. God. Smells like poop alright. I was thinkin of starting one of those "truth" commercials that they do about tobacco. I would gather together all the carbineers and would could all just poop in the SWG headquarters parking lot, drag you out of your pretty little offices,andshootyou down like a poop slip-n-slide or something. Then maybe you would get a sense of how we feel and what we smell. I think you should introduce a new profession only playable by you, the developers. You could call it...um...poopeer.
PeazyofNVGL
Thu Feb 12, 2004 3:21 pm
#2
Well, Developers, thanks for poopin in my face. It's nice really, that you took time to change the color of the bikes, give us a new name, then pull down your pants and drop a steamy one right on us. Seriously. I love the carbine. I spent all the skill points to get BH and get the carbine tree there, and was almost at master carbine as a casual gamer. And now it turns out that I have just been revin' my engin in neutral.
I have 145 accuracy and couldn't knock a cardhouse down. God. Smells like poop alright. I was thinkin of starting one of those "truth" commercials that they do about tobacco. I would gather together all the carbineers and would could all just poop in the SWG headquarters parking lot, drag you out of your pretty little offices,andshootyou down like a poop slip-n-slide or something. Then maybe you would get a sense of how we feel and what we smell. I think you should introduce a new profession only playable by you, the developers. You could call it...um...Poopeer.
Fix us. Don't poop on us. Fix us soon. And in the mean time, find a toilet, you little monkey.
Perrin (My real name so the Developers know exactly who they are pooping on)
P.S. Hats of to Nova, fellas... the best damn correspondent anyone could have ever asked for.
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