Bounty Hunter Archive

Great idea - thank you - i posted this elsewhere recently but I still think its funny, although you probably had to be there:

When I was a master rifle I went through this spell of covering up and trying to stalk Jedi as they were spinning lairs - you know, staking out a lair 250m+ from the group hoping they would come to it next etc. Anyway, it rarely worked as you can imagine but one time after waiting about half an hour or so the group moved to the lair right in front of me. So there I am, rifle in hand, covered up, 60m from my target watching his HAM deteriorate as he is none the wiser tohis impending doom. Just as I am about to strike, a lair spawns right next to me and my cover is blown - it takes me totally off my train of thought and within 10 seconds the whole group is standing around me as I am lying on the ground like an idiot holding my ALR. So I just lay there for a second wondering if my sniper shot is still worth the effort at 4m, finally I just say "Hey - can any of you help me find my contact lenses?". Shortly after that I switched to pistols.