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Thread: BH Humor!!
So the last night I was out running NPC bounty missions, after killing my mark ( he proved decidedly UNcooprative) I tool a picture of his corpse so my Employer would'nt try to weasel out of paying me, then headed back to the space port, on the way back my sensors picked up a large group of buildings to the east almost directly ahead. Idecided to swing by and see what the place was all about. It was a nice place but the stench of death was in the air, three men stood in front of the large main house and as they noticed my persence they ran farther east (one ran inhumanly fast so I figured he must be a jedi)
Ibrought my BARC to astopbehind the main house, thats whenI noticedtwo of the threecircleing back around to investigate.
I spoke with one of them briefly, he explained they were doing a favor for the estate owners and killing a pack of black sun thugs who had commandeered the grounds, and they expected more to show up soon, I offered my assistance buthe declined. About then his jedi friend and other cohort were engaged in battle with the first of the second wave of thugs, so after he ran off to help his comradesI decided to head on to the space port, ( now I know that jedi are being hunted all over the gallaxy, but I dont hunt what I'm not being paid for) as I leave I drove my BARC around the front of the main house was about to wave farewell to these three men and wish them luck, ( now the three of them are engaged in fighting at least one gunman) but as the jedi sees me he kicks in that wicked fast run and bolts down the hill , no I'm not one to name names but this toucan sam fella was so deathly afraid and so thouroghly convinced I was there to kill him he just left his pals to fend for them selves. Now I just about fell off my ride laughing, so i couldnt just let this lie, I had to have a lil fun with the guy, right? Yeah so I chased him a few hundered meters in the swamp, isolated his comlink fequency, and sent a sort message..." a bit jumpy aren't we?" well he never answered so either he did'nt find it as funny as I did, or he dose'nt speak basic..
Just thought I'd share this funny moment with everybody, and they say Bountyhunters have no sence of humor.....
but then they also say jedi are brave and fearless
NefariousCabal wrote:
So the last night I was out running NPC bounty missions, after killing my mark ( he proved decidedly UNcooprative) I tool a picture of his corpse so my Employer would'nt try to weasel out of paying me, then headed back to the space port, on the way back my sensors picked up a large group of buildings to the east almost directly ahead. Idecided to swing by and see what the place was all about. It was a nice place but the stench of death was in the air, three men stood in front of the large main house and as they noticed my persence they ran farther east (one ran inhumanly fast so I figured he must be a jedi)
Ibrought my BARC to astopbehind the main house, thats whenI noticedtwo of the threecircleing back around to investigate.
I spoke with one of them briefly, he explained they were doing a favor for the estate owners and killing a pack of black sun thugs who had commandeered the grounds, and they expected more to show up soon, I offered my assistance buthe declined. About then his jedi friend and other cohort were engaged in battle with the first of the second wave of thugs, so after he ran off to help his comradesI decided to head on to the space port, ( now I know that jedi are being hunted all over the gallaxy, but I dont hunt what I'm not being paid for) as I leave I drove my BARC around the front of the main house was about to wave farewell to these three men and wish them luck, ( now the three of them are engaged in fighting at least one gunman) but as the jedi sees me he kicks in that wicked fast run and bolts down the hill , no I'm not one to name names but this toucan sam fella was so deathly afraid and so thouroghly convinced I was there to kill him he just left his pals to fend for them selves. Now I just about fell off my ride laughing, so i couldnt just let this lie, I had to have a lil fun with the guy, right? Yeah so I chased him a few hundered meters in the swamp, isolated his comlink fequency, and sent a sort message..." a bit jumpy aren't we?" well he never answered so either he did'nt find it as funny as I did, or he dose'nt speak basic..
Just thought I'd share this funny moment with everybody, and they say Bountyhunters have no sence of humor.....
but then they also say jedi are brave and fearless
That's a nice roleplay representation! Good story.
