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Thread: The lamest Jedi tells ever...

Compton
Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:29 pm
#1
What are the absolute lamest hate /tells you've ever gotten?


My lamest one came today. I was stalking a Jedi who was hunting Black Sun NPCs on Yavin, and I notice his health dropping, so I uncover, run up, hit him a couple times, wait for AI to wind down and DB. He called me a noob and all that for about 30 minutes. He wouldn't let it go.


"You're a gay noob!" He says.

"I beta tested this game. How is that noobish?" I reply.

"You didn't beta test it! Only 4 people tested this game and I know all of them! Haha, I'm posting this on the forums!"


I couldn't stop laughing. Then when I tracked down my next mark at MO, I found him there telling some other Jedi in spatial, "I got pwned by a BH earlier."



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HyprHypo
Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:34 pm
#2
"You got lucky."



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TheGreatFreyr
Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:43 pm
#3

*havn't hunted since right before the cu hit but....*


*in his words* "dule mehz nubber@!"





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Mythrindir
Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:50 pm
#4
this screenshot speaks for itself



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yurylightmist
Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:02 am
#5
lol Grymace, who was that you have to send me the name in a PM so i can laugh at that guy when i get on tomorrow
10110110
Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:05 am
#6

"You can't even hurt me! LoL"


This was way before curb and during the dark ages (80%+ ranged saber block). I had resorted to becoming TKM 4/x/x/x invest to even the odds.


He said this while he ran for dear life into a local safehouse because he ran out of stomach room for synthsteak.


Also see my sig for another doozie.

Message Edited by 10110110 on 09-18-2005 01:06 AM



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Ameno
Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:25 am
#7
well i don't have any jedi tells..but i do have one from 2 people that tried to gank me pre-cu.


"dam nub as$ jedi, you're lucky those desert demons were attacking me, or i would have won!" <--coming from a TKM

"yeah.. i'm sure their whole 10points of damage caused you to lose the fight in under 20seconds with your girlfriend over there"

"**edit** n00bie, we're going to kill you next time, stupid saber block."

"bring flowers."



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Getting your as$handed to you by a jedi in a 2 on 1 battle and then blaming a grey con that can't even hit you while using the FOTM profession? Priceless.




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BeakerMike
Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:31 am
#8

I had a few that I alwas loved...


"newbie i could kick ur *** right now lol" This was from a Jedi hiding in his house, who after offers of dropping the mission and no DB still didn't come out.


"face me on jedi outcast" Needless to say I asked him what server and then he logged.


"all u dumb BH's do is grief us Jedi." This said not by the mark but a Jedi who watched me role play with the mark before fighting him.


"i'll like it when you stupid BH's are removed from the game." Guess someone hasn't heard of risk vs reward.


Needless to say the rest are along the lines of something you'd hear a 10 year old screaming in a game of Counter-Strike when he finds out his aimbot is out of date and he can't 'roxxor' the 'noobz' or whatever the netslang is now...





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Exposis
Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:12 am
#9




Mythrindir wrote:
this screenshot speaks for itself




lol if you'd have head the soe censor on none of that would make any sense as it's all excluded words rofl



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p897t98
Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:20 am
#10
A Jedi tells me "Stop running and I'll fight" after I chase him for about 40minutes all over dantooine




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Akast
Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:26 am
#11

bloddy hell,, these jedi.



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wazooka
Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:37 am
#12
"so you hunt girls?"



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MissingSleep
Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:53 am
#13

p897t98 wrote:
A Jedi tells me "Stop running and I'll fight" after I chase him for about 40minutes all over dantooine

ROFLMAO You just made my day.
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