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Thread: A Bounty Hunter orders a pizza

JaymzRiken
Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:25 pm
#1

Our protagonist, mr.fettwannabe, travels to the local pizza place...recently acquired by SOE


Fett: hey there, can I get a pizza


Waiter: Yes sir, i'll be right back with your pizza


Fett: but i didn't tell you what kind i wanted


Waiter: Here at SO-Easy pizza we take that difficult process out for you. You'll receive a pizza, with 1 base topping. Then it will have anywhere from 1-14 bonus toppings.


Fett: But what if I get my pizza only to find out it has too many toppings for me?


Waiter: At SO-Easy pizza, that's part of the fun. Besides we don't wantyou to be griefing certain toppings and ignoring the others? I'll be right back with your bill


Fett:Griefing toppings? but...but....i haven't even got my pizza yet....


Waiter: Here you are sir


Fett: Wait..this bill says i owe anywhere from $10-$1000


Waiter: yes sir, just leave your credit card, we'll bill you for a random amount based on the toppings you manage to eat and the last time someone ate pizza here


Fett: ....i see...i see....I hate you, you know that don't you


Waiter: Please do not grief the employees, you are banned from the restaurant for anywhere from 1 hour to 14 years


Fett: ....i see...can i just go again and go now?


Waiter: We have temporarily disabled the doors. Sorry for the inconvienience!


Fett: I am so respecing to smuggler when i get home




-----TTF-----
- Alonzo – The Viceroy-
s Toront is my pet Jedi
sNoob Is Yous
You don't know the power of the RP DB

BaccaChewOs
Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:27 pm
#2


ok then



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JaymzRiken
Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:29 pm
#3

you gotta read the other one first, i'm bored leave me alone lol




-----TTF-----
- Alonzo – The Viceroy-
s Toront is my pet Jedi
sNoob Is Yous
You don't know the power of the RP DB

BuzzBot
Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:29 pm
#4

Heh...heh...OK lol.



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evhorizon
Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:28 pm
#5

Lawl, it's funny this thread had replies and your other one didn't.

Great stuff though





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