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Thread: Just a Funny Bounty Hunter story.....

Dejin24
Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:43 pm
#1

A funny BH story as told by a good frind of mine on the starsider server. Her name is Whynter, probably the best BH on our server, this is her story as she told it to me, I couldnt help but laugh:


"So I got a mission today. It turned out to be 1000 meters outside of Kadara. When I arrived I saw him standing there in pink speedos with a girl on the beach. So I attacked and killed him in about 3 shots. So anyhow, I walked over towards him and looked at him laying there, the girl looked at me and started screaming and yelling. So I DBed em. After which I get blessed out by this girl because, "They where on a date and I ruined it.""


I couldnt help but laugh my ass off. Needless to say Jedi, "Keep your pants up, cause if the STD's dont kill you, Whynter will!" LMAO


~Peace.



Elder Dark Jedi Master of Starsider.
~To bathe in blood is to become immortal. To rule hell is to BE immortal.~
Dejin24
Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:41 pm
#2

Bumping so people can read.



Elder Dark Jedi Master of Starsider.
~To bathe in blood is to become immortal. To rule hell is to BE immortal.~
TonieStark
Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:43 pm
#3

Ok now that gets the prize for funniest story ever.



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Chilastra
Arcaillund
Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:47 pm
#4

i looted some purple hot pants recently havent had a chance to show em off yet but soon hopefully
lbfoofoo
Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:50 pm
#5

omfg thats hysterical ROFL. They were on a date lol. Back when i was younger we used to tell people "I'll beat the crap out of you and make your girlfriend carry my jacket" LOL, you should have made her carry your comp armor instead lol. This is the best bh story ever lol
Phaylen
Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:40 pm
#6

I was very amused.
-Fluffen-
Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:52 pm
#7

Thats just mean to do so, its like killing someone on a wedding. I would never do such thing, but thats me


btw! had a mission on a jedi once that were on a wedding but we (this was when u could group and use tef to kill a jedi) dropped it just because it felt that we would ruin something that probably was a big moment for him IG





d-Fluffen - Pre Cu Jedi -d


l Trandoshan - And Proud of it! l


TonieStark
Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:54 pm
#8






-Fluffen- wrote:

Thats just mean to do so, its like killing someone on a wedding. I would never do such thing, but thats me


btw! had a mission on a jedi once that were on a wedding but we (this was when u could group and use tef to kill a jedi) dropped it just because it felt that we would ruin something that probably was a big moment for him IG







Big moment? man people got to get out more (andI play 5 hours a night)



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Chilastra
-Fluffen-
Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:55 pm
#9

to marry someone ig is a big moment for me ig. but not a big moment in rl, read what I said before u say something about it



d-Fluffen - Pre Cu Jedi -d


l Trandoshan - And Proud of it! l


Leinado
Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:56 pm
#10

http://geocities.com/literacyisdead/elissar.PNG


You should have heard what they were saying before i TEFd him out of the guildhall.

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Valerons
Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:39 pm
#11

Too funny !!!! A classic story.
Dejin24
Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:52 am
#12

Bump



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~To bathe in blood is to become immortal. To rule hell is to BE immortal.~
Treesquid706
Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:34 am
#13

I was crusing along tracking my mark, rather disappointed to see that his waypoint wasn't moving at all. As such I was forced to believe that he was house-sitting. I drove past his house, which was in a tiny, unmarked city in a valley on Tatooine. Since there wasn't much I could do to get him out of there, I decided to just make like I was shopping in case he came out. Five minutes later, I get a tell from him.

"Can u heal wounds"

For you, baby, I can do anything. I tell him that yes, yes I can. He asks for me to come over to his doorstep, and I do so.

Two seconds later he steps outside, completely blackbarred and carrying no saber, waiting to be healed.

Talk about a silver platter, eh?



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