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Jedi ain't easy to love and they're harder to find, They'd rather LD than have you shoot out their mind

goofy white clothing and old faded cloaks They play all night and all day

If you don't dizzy/knockdown him and he don't incap He'll probably just run away.

Mommas don't let your baby's grow up to be Jedi

Don't let em swing sabers and use the force much

Let em be doctors and smugglers and such

Mommas don't let your baby's grow up to be Jedi

Cause they'll never stay home and they're never alone

They just go farm for XP.

Jedi like camping all loot spots and their own huge gank squad

Little warm Kusaks and Squill Caves and those nightsisters

Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do

Sometimes won't know how to take him

He’ll never exploit he's just “different” but his rank won't let him

Do things to look like he plays fair.

Mommas don't let your baby's grow up to be Jedi

Don't let em swing sabers and use the force much

Let em be doctors and smugglers and such

Mommas don't let your baby's grow up to be Jedi

Cause they'll never stay home and they're never alone

They just go farm for XP.

Message Edited by Shrendyc on 01-28-2005 09:52 AM

Thank you, thank you! I went searching the web for the lyrics to that tune, and couldn't find them (of course not, what was I thinking?).

After today's "publish" this version rings truer than ever before.

Now, if only I knew how to cross-post this to the Jedi forum.

Message Edited by Atobe on 08-16-2005 09:08 PM