Bounty Hunter Archive

Real nice....

You guys got boned nicely in this 'hotfix', didn't you?

I can imagine the offices at SOE...

Dev1: Who should we screw over today?

Dev2: (Thoughtfully smoking) I think it's too easy for bounty hunters to find jedi.

Dev3: I like jedi.

Dev1: I like jedi, too. You know they're the cornerstone to the universe, don't you?

Dev3: Of course I know that, I went through 'SOE Star Wars Indoctrination' when I started here, remember?

Dev2: So how do we make it harder for the BHs to find Jedi?

Dev1: We could take the jedi names off of the terms.

Dev3: Good one! That makes absolutely no sense when you think about it. We should definitely do that.

Dev1: I know! Because... when you want someone killed, you never know their name.

Dev3: Totally.

Dev2: Did I show you guys the new lightsaber flourish I was working on?

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl

ROFLMAO

....I bent my Wookie....

No, I generally write for the smuggler forums...

Sorry about the trolling, the BH changes were mentioned in our forum, though, just wanted to see what you guys/gals were saying about it.

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl

INT. BRIDGE "The Executor":

as Imperial Officers pilot the massive starship, a collection of INTERGALACTIC BOUNTY HUNTERS are assembled on the ledge. DARTH VADER paces back and forth among them.

ADMIRAL PIETT:

Bounty Hunters. We don't need their kind of scum.

FIRST CONTROLLER:

Yes sir.

DARTH VADER:

... there may or may not be a substantial reward for the one who finds the man or woman I am looking for. You are free to use any means necessary, unless they're on Kashyyyk. Your seekers will not work there.

BOBA FETT:

Huh? So you won't tell us who we're looking for or how much you're going to pay us?

DARTH VADER:

Well, um no. But I want them alive! No disintegrations.

(the fearsome robotic bounty hunter IG-88, chirps, gives Darth Vader the two armed middle finger and strolls off....)

BOBA FETT:

...

(Boba Fett turns and looks at the remaining bounty hunters)

BOBA FETT:

This is lame.. let's go kill a gorax or something.

DENGAR:

And to think.. at one point I wasted 212 skill points on this profession.