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Thread: My NEW solution for keeping the first strike....

Tucheck
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:33 am
#1

I propose that when a BH gets within 80m of his/her Jedi waypoint the screen on the Jedi players computer goes black for 3 minutes...thier mouse and keyboard are disabled, and their Jedi character goes into the prone position. ALL states are instantly applied: Dizzy, Stun, and Blind. After 3 minutes is up, the Jedi palyers screen "come back" but they are still faced with another 2 minutes penalty IF they fight back OR run within 30 seconds.

Bounty Hunter will also now be equipped with a ysalamiri (A single ysalamiri creates a bubble in which the Force cannot be manipulated). Ysalamiri will also eat a lightsaber when attacked by one, thus the Jedi will lose the lightsaber forever. If the Jedi still tries to attack, the Bounty Hunter may then use a flame thrower, that attached to the left wrist, to burn the Jedi robes to a crisp.

If a Jedi tries to run away, the Bounty Hunter may use ACME oil to spray on the ground, causing the Jedi to slip and slide for about 50m, combined with the normal server lag, this will result in the Jedi "slipping" 250m away and unable to stand up. Now I know what your thinking, how can I attack the Jedi if s/he is 250m away....have no fear. The BH may then decide to use the flamethrower to set the trail of oil on fire, thus resulting in giving the Jedi enough time to turn and face the huge fireball coming at them.

All BHs will now be automatically grouped with Bobba AND Jango Fett. Both Fetts will be equipped with 100% lightsaber resist Mando armor, and do 3K DPS.

If a Jedi tries to escape using the /offerride command from a friend, the speeder now becomes attackable because the friend now has a TEF as well for helping an enemy. Once the speeder is blown up, both the driver and the Jedi recieve 3 incapps....I mean hell, you were JUST in a speeder that exploded....you shouldn't be getting up any time soon.

Bomb droids will now do more then 500 damage and will be unattackable once grouped with a BH...this is a result of the Droid communities constant whinning to the Devs that the Jedi are grieving them by "bottom feeding" on them once they get the TEF, and they get killed for simply doing what they are told.

Lightsaber will no longer use pearls and crystal, but will be powered by 9 volt batteries. These batteries will only drop from the Giant Ancient Kryat Dragons and will have the following effect:

Good battery = 2 Jedi power attacks
Premimum battery = 4 Jedi power attacks
Flawless battery = 8 Jedi power attacks

With the flawless batteries dropping .1% of the time.

Probe and seeker droids will now be able to use snare and roots attacks once the Jedi is found. The snare and roots will continue until the BH is able to get to the Jedi location. IF the Jedi is in a house or cantina, the BH may then use the /summon command for the droid, this will result in the droid dragging the Jedi outside of the structure and resulting in the "black screen" effect mentioned earlier.

Should a droid find a Jedi AFK for longer then 3 minutes, the droid will execute "Order 66" for the BH and there will be no need for the BH to move from the BH terminal.

Jedi guardians will now be lowered to CL 2, and all BHs may enter and hide in both the light and dark Jedi enclaves. A Jedi may NOT speak to the traininer so long as a BH is in the enclave...even if the BH doesn't have a single Jedi mission. Furthermore, a BH may decide to attack the Jedi trainer, after killing the Jedi trainer, another one will NOT respawn until the next Dev publish.

If ALL else fails....the BH may call upon Darth Vader AND the Emperor do finish the Jedi off. Now I know what your thinking...with so many BHs out there, how can they be in so many places at the same time....but hey...it's kind of like the whole Santa Claus deal....if you have a true heart, and you believe in yourself, eat your milk, sleep 18 hours a day, and drink your food...anything is possible.

or....you could just give us the name of the Jedi when we get within 1000m and we acutally get to keep our "first strike". I think it's laughable that a Jedi may know I'm after them before I do. If THAT'S realistic, then I guess this other stuff isn't too far off either.



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Vlamr
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:43 am
#2

Just hope nobody takes the joke parts of this post seriously. Knowing the lack of intelligence in some in"DUH"viduals, I bet a few people respond to this as if you are serious.

I think the seeker or prob droid should give us the name. I think I have posted this about a million times now but this is a huge issue to me. I dont want to hunt people that I know and giving us the name at one of these two points will help out a lot.



Vlamr Englis of Wanderhome
TheRockStar
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:50 am
#3

Yeah I agree regarding the seeker, but perhaps it will yet be tweaked during testing, we'll see how it goes



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Spookibus
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:09 am
#4

Excellent suggestions all.


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tuffness55
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:34 am
#5

DarthEviSitheous
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:57 am
#6

ROFLMAO!..n1
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