Bounty Hunter Archive

just simply to give veterans a chance to remeber old more noob times. for instance in my case, i had just got my first jedi mark, and i tracked him to dantooine where he is grinding. i get off my swoop, and i see him fighting a lair of bols, i got 65 meters away and saw him cloak. i dropped to the ground and went under cover. 2 seconds later he is on top of me. i panic and start fighting him, he didnt even take out his light saber, just used powers on me. lol

one of the most noobish things i've seen done was one time i was in theed waiting for a clocked jedi to become unclocked

im "afk"

and theres a group where i am, in the group is a jedi

now, the noob person starts talking to the jedi and the group

eventually the jedi is all like, im bored anyone wanna duel

the noob, agrees, and when the jedi challenges him, theres that message

that basicaly told him that he was there for him

the jedi gets all crazy on the guy, then runs like 30 away and cloaks

the noob bh, just walks off, probably went back to kadaraa

I once forgot to get buffed... precu...

mine takes the prize!

When I was a BH (long time ago, many of you children wouldn't remember...) in a pre-CU far far away...I was hunting this paddy. Mainly because I was bored and wanted to do a little Jedi chasing that day.

So I'm tracking this 60k something paddy across dantooine outside MO about 4200 meeters....I drive up on him on accident because he moved slightly and was actually in the area I was intending on staging from...

So I ride up on him, realize I came in too quick and he jumps on his bike and goes. I thought, "great, a house runner....I'll just camp near his spawn a while.." but the odd thing is, the Jedi comes back right away, drives up next to me, and says:

"hey, do you have my mission?"

I was just like, "..../crippleshot"


Sadly for the Jedi he dies and I get a payout. I felt bad for him though (I mean comon he rode up RIGHT by me....) so I told him "next time anyone comes to your lair...you don't ASK if they have your mission you ride like the wind!"


So that was my encounter with a pre-CU noob Jedi...I laughed and laughed.

How about someone trying to claim the highest Jedi kill count in an effort to making their epeen feel bigger?

Happened about a month ago.

I tracked a Jedi to Tat grinding Dewbacks, I rushed in and accidently targeted the lair and fired.

Let's just say the Jedi and his group of friendsgot the last laugh on that one.

I would not have been so bad, if I did not spend the last hour stalking the Jedi. He knew I was near so he spent 1 hour house sitting. Luckliy for me there were vendors near him and I pretended I was shopping.