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--joke overheard in the mos eisley cantina

So ya heard the one about the jedi bounty hunter? No, okay, it goes something like this... See theres this guy named Brian. He just came back from dathomir. He became a jedi ya know? So, well, like all good little jedi's he found some other little jedi's and went to kashykk to grind. See, the difference was though this Brian had been a bounty hunter before he became a jedi. And see like all good little jedi, Brian knew he had to keep some skills to keep his level up high enough. So, he kept his bounty hunting. So before they left, Brian got this bright idea, ya see? He took a hit on one of the jedi in his group.

So, and his posse had been grinding for about six hours now. Finnally, the jedi that had been tanking for their posse had to return to the real world, ya know, the one all those crazy jedi talk about outside of their 'computer screen' as if we're some kinda simulation er sumthin, so the jedi Brian had the hit on, Charles, see he was next up to take aggro, ya know,tank. So then finnally after about another 40 mins of charles takin aggro, he gets incapped. "Dammit" he says over the group channel while hes down can someone heal me, my incap meter is at 78 and I dont want a bounty hunter to come up while im down. Well, Brian sees this as an oppourtunity, so he shouts oof oof, which in jedi lingo means "out of force" i reckon. So he gets all his buddies to take all the aggro, and he goes to stand over Charles. Charles types a message askin if Brian could please spare enough force to heal him. He doesnt want a bh to find him. He presses enter just as brians yellow deathblow meter goes to full, and Charles is deathblowed by his 'friend' Brian.

So, when he clones, hes shouting dammit Brian you killed me, you backstabbing twit! And everyone else who was too distracted by the big fight, and whos combat log is so full of goblledegook cant figure it out. Plus, a bunch of em werent even close enough for their combat logs to show Brian's supposed 'deathblow.'

So amidst all this yelling and carrying on. Brian finnally doesa /blush and says:

"Alright guys,I admit it, I was a bh before a became a jedi.. In fact, I was one of the best. I killed so many jedi so fast they didnt know what hit em. Back in the days before deathblow meteres I would just snipe em from afar, and used a ranged deathblow. They went down so fast they didnt even know my name!"

"So when I went out with you all, I just needed some extra money, so I picked up charles on the terminals.."

So, whatever happened to ole' Brian? Oh, I hear he put down the lightsaber and picked up the rifle gain, last I hear of 'im? Lost somewhere at Ord Mantell, think that Han Solo got 'im

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Just a little joke to lighten the mood, all of this tale is fictional, any references to real or virtual people or events are purely coincidental...

Loyalty till death...

Labinac Retae, Imperial Bounty Hunter
"Killing a jedi Dead in a galaxy near you!"
"Dont confuse Your rank with My authority!"
" Couldnt he have at least issued the order BEFORE we gave him back the lightsaber --Clone Commander Forrey on the issuing of Standing Imperial Order 66 during the battle for Utapau"

"As you all know when a commando gets mad, all hell breaks loose."-Starnick
Olipyr-MBountyHunter(again)/MRifleman-Starsider

Help control the jedi population, have your jedi spayed or neutered! -BihKehHe
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Labinac Retae, Imperial Bounty Hunter
"Killing a jedi Dead in a galaxy near you!"
"Dont confuse Your rank with My authority!"
" Couldnt he have at least issued the order BEFORE we gave him back the lightsaber --Clone Commander Forrey on the issuing of Standing Imperial Order 66 during the battle for Utapau"

Killa-Kell Krushin
MBH, MCarb

"I got GladBags with enemies,
Cut up so they remember me,
Soakin in Henesy so they relatives know its me..."

nice story

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