Bounty Hunter Archive

The title says it all... but the story will clear things up.

My name is Woopo Boofetee. I'm a Master Chef who took up some combat skills to protect herself on runs to and from harvesters/factories/etc. Plus, having some combat skills enables me to tag along with my friends on lovely xp earning trips.

Enough for the introductions. My "bounty hunting story," which I like to call "A Chef Pwning Tale", goes something like this:

It was a lovely day on the planet of Lok (as lovely as they come on that god forsaken place) and I, Woopo Boofetee, needed to gather some resources to fill orders for my patrons. I set out of the Stronghold and shuttle into the city nearest my final destination. Upon arrival I pack my stuff into my trusty XP-38 landspeeder and head off.

As I'm traveling I hear the faint snap-hiss of lightsabers and head over to check this out. Wearing the Master Chef tag must strike fear into the hearts of Jedi because I quickly get a "get outta here" tell. I also notice a house in the middle of nowhere and head over to find it private with a Jedi or two huddled up inside. At this point, I must go AFK for a moment (hey, Law & Order SVU was on). I come back and notice a youngling Jedi has challenged me to a duel yet forgot to end it. I wait til he's unaware and /duel him, kd him and /endduel.

He and his friends are angry at Woopo Boofetee!! I chuckle as the youngling says he could've killed me. I tell him he couldn't because Ms. Boofetee is no dumby and knows when to /endduel. Now, the villian of the story approaches and begins calling Woopo all sorts of names. Woopo apparently is a kitty-cat for not wanting to duel someone almost 20 levels higher than she is on a 1v1. However, again, the antagonist /duels Woopo but forgets to cancel. Woopo decides to play it cool for a bit.

The lovely group heads off to the next mission and Woopo is semi-distressed by the situation but /follows Oworo (the nasty villian of the story). Oworo is not paying attention and I quickly /duel, kd and /endduel. I was not as quick this time and Oworo was able to shoot the trusty XP-38 (don't worry it's still in running condition, just needs some repairs). Oworo becomes even more furious and tells Woopo he demands a 1v1 duel. And he /duels again. Woopo once again sits tight.

Now, Oworo and his companion are angered by Woopo's denial of a "fair" 1v1 duel and try to aggro baddies on to her. Woopo laughs as they try to train a level 39 mynock on her because it won't aggro her (she's a level 55). Now, Oworo and his companion get the idea to try and aggro a dune kimogila onto Woopo. To counter this, Woopo simply moves a little ways away and lets them kill it. They try again, but this time Woopo has a most sneaky counterattack planned.

Quickly, Woopo gets out of the XP-38 and goes to the side of the youngling's house (it moved as they moved). Woopo closely watches Oworo aggro the dune kimogila and notices him fall to half health. Now is the time for action and Woopo quickly /duels Oworo. She blasts him with a perfectly placed knockdown shot and lets the friendly dune kimogila kill him. Woopo gloriously wins PvP points (her first in a very long time) and leaves the group with 4 words:

Gati Xefof- Lowca

**I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick @ss... and I'm all outta bubblegum.**

Very well done!! Kudos to you!! I like it when people are sneaky like Bounty Hunters! Again very well done!

Maltonik Tralbak ~ Imperial Lieutenant
Master Bounty Hunter/Pistoleer
:: Trying to make the Galaxy safe one Jedi at a time ::
:: Dead or alive, makes no matter to me I'm bringing you in ::

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Looking back on the situation I wish I had a custom weapon with a name like, "The Frying Pan" or "The Baster" or "The Secret Sauce Shooter". Just imagine what the verbose combat messages could have been.

Woopo Boofetee shoots Oworo with The Soup Strainer....

Haha, nice story