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Thread: Bossk
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JenniferAmidala
Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:47 am
#1
Top 10 reasons why Bossk is the coolest Bounty Hunter
10. His action figure kicks butt.
9. Two words: live lunch.
8. His ship, "The Hound's Tooth," has bitchin' flame decals and fuzzy dice.
7. It's easier to give someone the middle finger since he's only got three fingers.
6. He's the only bounty hunter with built-in snakeskin.
5. His bloodshot eyes are from constant partying.
4. He's nice to his mother.
3. He had the nerve to threaten an Imperial admiral on the Empire's flagship.
2. He skins Wookiees. 'Nuff said.
1. Can eat his own weight in Ewoks.
9. Two words: live lunch.
8. His ship, "The Hound's Tooth," has bitchin' flame decals and fuzzy dice.
7. It's easier to give someone the middle finger since he's only got three fingers.
6. He's the only bounty hunter with built-in snakeskin.
5. His bloodshot eyes are from constant partying.
4. He's nice to his mother.
3. He had the nerve to threaten an Imperial admiral on the Empire's flagship.
2. He skins Wookiees. 'Nuff said.
1. Can eat his own weight in Ewoks.
Quiet420
Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:40 am
#3
JenniferAmidala wrote:
Bossk is the coolest Bounty Hunter
I will agree with this, and probably just about anything else you say...on the off chance you will pm me a link to more pics 
just wait til ya see mah 
riotcontrol
Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:55 am
#4
Dengar>Bossk!
I often wonder how exactly Bossk managed to survive even one of his bounty encounters, given how clumsy his claws were when applied to pretty much any non-customised technology/appliance/weapon.
I often wonder how exactly Bossk managed to survive even one of his bounty encounters, given how clumsy his claws were when applied to pretty much any non-customised technology/appliance/weapon.
Mystix17b
Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:37 pm
#5
LOL
Bossk is hilarious, especially in the BH Wars books
That Shell Representative line comes to mind.... 
Message Edited by Mystix17b on 07-16-2005 09:41 PM
Eutock
Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:11 pm
#6
Yes Bossk is incredibly cool. Not many bounter hunterscould say they were forced to escape-pod out of their own ship thanks to a bluff by Boba Fett.
TrandotionAssassin
Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:46 am
#8
riotcontrol wrote:
Dengar>Bossk!
I often wonder how exactly Bossk managed to survive even one of his bounty encounters, given how clumsy his claws were when applied to pretty much any non-customised technology/appliance/weapon.
nooo!! bossk>dengar!!
Chewbacca67
Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:48 am
#9
riotcontrol wrote:
Dengar>Bossk!
I often wonder how exactly Bossk managed to survive even one of his bounty encounters, given how clumsy his claws were when applied to pretty much any non-customised technology/appliance/weapon.
Dengar was a smuggler was he not?
NosraNitsua
Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:11 am
#10
Bossk's dad, Chardossk, was the leader of the Bounty Hunters Guild. Bossk ate him thinking that would make him leader. In actuality it split the BHG into two warring factions and I believe it eventually dissolved.
Can someone plz listall the literature featuring Bossk plz?
jafo1
Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:27 am
#11
Chewbacca67 wrote:
riotcontrol wrote:
Dengar>Bossk!
I often wonder how exactly Bossk managed to survive even one of his bounty encounters, given how clumsy his claws were when applied to pretty much any non-customised technology/appliance/weapon.
Dengar was a smuggler was he not?
not that i have ever read. He was a Pod racer though and has a real Beef with Han solo. Also he was Saved by the empire. Has a Life contract to the empire. Also seems to be one of the few ppl Boba calls a friend.
RabidEwok2
Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:47 am
#12
I have a faint memory of having read this before. I think some female BH that was a major contributor to this forum, but later quit, posted it.
Anyway, it just confirms what we already know -- we lizards are on top of the foodchain.
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