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Thread: The Jedi Hunting Stories that we all love so much !

killallyall
Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:09 pm
#92

Should sticky this bad boy, somepretty darn funny stuff here!!



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DaemionD
Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:56 am
#93

Where did all the stories go haven't been any in a while now.


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MazTaim
Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:05 pm
#94

Well here's my latest.....


I have not hunted jedi in a while as I'm a ranged MBH and asI tend to go solo it is a waste of my time and money as the jediis eitheralways in a group or seems to have FD and flops down to just lay there. I did make 390k off a 100k mark just not to hunt him anymore and that was it I stopped. Then the other day I was out hunting Krayts with some of my guild mates and we where doing ok had a couple of people try to steal the kill but we where holding our own. Ons group came as we where fighting a Giant and they brought a jedi with them after the kill we where all talking on TS and I said I'm going to put up my MBH tag and see if the jedi would just leave she didn't I then pulled out my bike and stopped in front of her so that see could see that I was a MBH and I was on my bike headind toward town she still didn't leave. Well the town I went to did not have a BH term so I hopped the shuttle and went back to bestine and after a few clicks I got her mission. I hopped the shuttle back to the graveyard and sure enough she was still there wacking on the Krayt they killed it and looted it and I just stood there waiting another on spawned and she started attacking I put a pu on my de-10 and let loose on her she started running away and I gave chase she hit FR and I hit BR and then my game crashed...... NOOOOOO the first jedi I had had dead to rights in a long timeand my frelling game crashes by the time I get back in game she's gone and I didn't even have a Bio on her so I couldn't track her man I was mad I thought about going and getting her bio but I didn't even have to because one of my guildies said hey why don't you use /findfriend on her I hadn't thought of that and what do you know she was only 200m from me I ran over to her and sure enough ther she was well I blew up her speeder and blam blam blam she was dead. I thought that was the end of it we had a Doc in out group and we Rezzed her but nooo now she's pissed and so are her groupmates one of the wanted to duel me I accepted and whipped out my 550 dam geo and went to town on his ass. All in all it was a good day and it more that made up for the fact that when it was my turn to loot I got nothing and the two people before me got pearls.



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Kesmo
Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:29 pm
#95


"Why is it that even when I succeed, I still fail?" I reflect while watching the Twilek dancer move suggestively around the room.


It started as they all do, me thinking I had a shot at hunting one of the Jedi. I don’t hate them, but the bounties certainly pay better then your average assassin or fugitive. I check with the local terminal in Kaderra and find a mission worth a modest 150k or so. "Why not?" I think. "Perhaps the low bounty means the mark won’t be able to stop four out of five of my ‘trusty’ carbine shots."


The spynet operative gives me the usual flack about being too slow, but hands over the bio-signature anyway. I duck the shots sent by those thugs that still hate me for some reason, call a probe droid, and await the launch. Away he goes searching the galaxy as I head to the starport and prepare my luxury ship for launch. "Tatooine," reports my droid, as well as the fact that it lost contact with the mark. That doesn’t really mean much, the probe droid seems to be almost as incompetent as I am at my job.


I land in Bestine, only to be told that my mark was actually closer to the squill caves. Nasty critters those, I’m glad I have on some armor, even if it is useless against a lightsaber. I take a quick bite of Synthesteak with a quick gulp of brandy and find a shuttle to a nearby town.


When I arrive at the caves, my mark is busily swinging his double bladed weapon and wiping out mobs of squills around him. "No better time than the present." I open fire with fire knockdown, followed by a sprayshot and a couple of crippleshots. The jedi is hit, but not down. Instead he flees! Crap, I hate the runners. At least those who stand and fight and destroy me take less time. I give chase trying to knockdown as I go, but no avail. He escapes the cave and puts on a burst of speed clearly aided by the force.


With no chance to catch up and only a miserable 64 meter range on my weapon, I dispatch a few of the quills who thought I was now easy pray, called my bike and gave chase. Fortunately my seeker droids where doing a pretty good job of keeping me updated. I caught up to him on my speeder bike, only to see that he now had two friends following him close behind. Well, ever since a few weeks ago, it seems friends don’t interfere with me trying to get a legal bounty. I guess the empire is good for something.


I stop ahead of the jedi and shoot away temporarily bringing him to his knees. His friends come near him, and attack him! Crap! They are not friends but other bounty hunters with no weapon skills apart from their bare hands. I try to move quickly, the hunters hands were faster than my carbine and he delivered the lethal blow. Is there no honor among the Hunters anymore? Apparently.


I head back to Bestine, cursing my carbines, my fellow BH’s, but most of all my own failure.




Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
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Nathanielstarr
Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:05 pm
#96

I have so many stories. I have 21 confirmed kills, where I gave the deathblow. Twice as many have feigned on me and I was party to half as many where another gave the deathblow. Many more jedi have escaped me and few have caused me to meet my end.


This story is from the days of feign death.


A mere 90k Jedi shows up on the terminals. It's 2 in the morning and very few jedi meet both the criteria of being online and on the terminals at the same time...so I decide to introduce myself to this jedi.


Find him in the starport at Doaba Gurfel a fellow imp. I get out and start shooting....eyeshot.


He drops to feign death.


I think great...another one.. I should've known. It's time to log anyway.

I try to leave but he wont break combat.


I ask him to peace so I can jump in my ship and just go. I intercept a tell "lol he wants me to peace so he can leave. LOL"


I again ask him to just peace out so I can go.


No response.


I end up sitting there for a few minutes and an imperial jedi knight and rifleman show up.


They start to berate me etc. for hunting my own faction and a weak jedi. I say yeah well I'm just leaving. But the guy still has me locked in combat.


The knight challenges me to a duel. I accept the duel and I start losing. He's obviously full buffed, fully prepared and fully finished his template. I end the duel and say no use dying unless Im getting paid for trying.


They berate me some more. I just laugh and try to leave....still cant


The feigned jedi gets up and starts berating me too. I attack him and down him rather quickly. He doesn't feign in time and I deathblow.


I salute the others and leave.


They all kept insulting me. I had to ignore all of them and their alts that night.

Tycho_Brahe
Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:48 am
#97

I wake up in cold sweat, the previous night’s hunt was what I like to call fairly successful... in that I manage to escape with my life. The only reminders I have that the scrap ever occurred are several painful scorch marks up my left arm where the Jedi’s weapon had struck my flesh. I slowly rise from my bed, contemplating my next move. I still have the Jedi’s mission but even after unloading thirty plus shots on him the night before, I hadn’t hit once and another attempt seemed like suicide.

I quickly get dressed and head for the terminals, sending in a call to my informant to cancel the offer of my services on my previous mark. Any more failed hunts like that and my reputation is going to irrevocably damaged. I swing by the terminals in Eisley and scan the screen for marks more suited to my seemingly antiquated skillset ,clasping my brand new DE-10 in hand. I look scornfully at my newly acquired weaponry - the first instalment is due today and with my bank account looking decidedly empty I need a successful hunt.

After a few more scans, I pick a mission paying out an average reward - 90k. I head to the Lucky Despot, where I will meet my informant who will hopefully be able to provide me some means of tracking this guy. I pick up a bio-sig from the informant and start the tracking process - it turns out my mark is hiding out on Corellia.

I fire up my ship and head to Corellia, the initial scan indicates that my mark is in a small town called Redemption so I head for the shuttle and begin my preparations. Weapon check, spices, foods for the wait... yep there all here - I fire off a seeker droid and board the shuttle. I touch down in Redemption and my seeker droid updates immediately, my mark has left town but is not far from the outskirts. I take up a position in a local store, peering out of the door every now and again to check for my mark. My seeker updates again, he’s heading back into town - my heart skips a bit and then takes off into overdrive. I step outside the store and try to stay inconspicuous, a blip appears on my radar - my mark is closing in on my position.

Suddenly my mark comes into view and my heart jumps, I know I have to attack but somehow I can’t bring myself to do it, the previous night’s hunt is weighing heavy on my mind - I need more time to check him out. He stops adjacent to the shuttle, I can tell he has medical enhancements - so this isn’t going to be an easy fight. I prepare myself to attack but before I can he has boarded the shuttle which I hadn’t noticed had landed. I curse my ineptitude and fire off another seeker - next time this guy won’t be so lucky.

The seeker updates, wow this guy is brazen - he’s landed in Coronet - a merchant hub and not a good place for a criminal with a price on his head. I hop on the shuttle and hope for better luck when I land. The descent into Coronet is smooth, I’m more relaxed now having assessed my mark and ponder my tactics as I chew on some stale Pikatta Pie from my backpack. I leave the shuttle bay and my heart almost bursts from my chest, no more than 10m in front of me is my mark - he is queuing for medical enhancements. A quick check reveals that his previous buffs have worn off - he is bleeding too, from deep wounds on his leg.

I smile happily and unholster my DE-10, I aim for his head and he drops in two, I slowly walk over to his still body, he is still breathing but unconscious - I apply the final blow and smile to myself knowing that not all my hunts will end this easily. Before I have chance to celebrate though I hear a commotion behind me - my actions have not gone unnoticed. I depart quickly from the scene and avoid further confrontation - all in all it’s been a good morning I think to myself, as I watch the credits roll into my account.
Ellerpait
Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:18 pm
#98



What a great night. First off, our guild gets five hunters together and we go after a "Mark" that rates in the mid 200K range. This is the first group hunt that I have partaken in and it def adds alotto the craft. we track and lucky for us he is hunting Krayts. We load into the nearest city and head out. We approach the Mark all five of us and his hunting buddy yells" Holy S*&t"..."Run -Jedis name-". That had to be the funniest thing I have seen in a while. the Jedi takes off but needless to say we take him out in a hurry. the Jedi was cool, the partner was cool...a very great hunt.


After the kill, we are debating what to do next. As we reach the edge of the town an ancient Krayt spawns atop of us. That made up out mind. we are locked into combat for a good 30 mins, but alas we take the beast and suffer no deaths (that was my first Krayt kill as well). I decide to log off for awhile as my Pizza had arrived.


I log back in only to find my guild mates had logged for the night. Oh well, i'll just scan the terms to see if there is anyone on. lately there have not been many people that I would stand a chance against on the terms. If I find someone, great. If not, I'll do a little decorating in my house. I refresh and refresh....I finally get one to my liking.....and to boot we have a history together. He was a Mark that would FD on me all the time...then I would suffer the DB to his buddies. we had a mutual respect for each other as I had him down a couple times but I was to slow to target the DB (this was before I learned about the DB macro lol) Anyway, I pick up the mission and don't bother with the probot...he always seems to be on dant. Well, go figure I was wrong. Next logical place...Tat. I load into Eisley and send out my little buddies to track. He is out in the middle of no-where...or so I thought. I shuttle into the nearest town and head out. I find out that there is a city where he is...damI decide to follow up to the way and sure enough...there he is. I use Torso and start pounding away using Stopping shot...then I realize...no mind buffs. I am lucky he decided to fight (maybe he was forced into as about 10 of his guildies were there) I clear the combat and eye shot away....4 shots later he incapped and I DB using the macro. Woot!!! I get the friendly banter and I'm off. I do notice that I am being followed by several of his guild however. I /tell him about that and he replies that they are wondering if I am going to go after the other Jedi in the group. ThenI remember seeing the other one.


We had fought the night prior...I had him down twice, but my DB macro wasn't working He got the best of me as he came out to fight while in the town I chased him to. Although not happy, I can live with the fact that I should have got him ( found out later that somehow my macro was messed up)


SoI thought...what the hell, lets try for two.I pick up the mission...194K. Thats the biggest one I have tried solo. So I pick up the mission and head out. i load into Tat and sure enough...."you must first talk to..." I forgot to get the bio sig lol. Knowing that ht e guy will come out and fight if he gets the chance, I head out to where he was..... I go "old school" search, searching in patterns through the city. sure enough I pick up a tail. After them asking me if I was after the other Jedi and me of course saying "I have no clue what you are talking about", I get a /tell from the Jedi saying that he will come out and fight. Sweet!!! He comes out and all of a sudden it seems like thereare 20 other people watchng now. Great, i'm going to get beat bad with a crowd watching. I start the fight and he gets meKD'ed pretty fast. My health is draining quickly as I manage to get up...several heals later I 'm good to go. We fight, and fight, and fight, until I he must have run out of force. I get the incap and then DB (yes DB macro is fixed). We share the complimentary good fights and bows. then I get the duel me requests lol. i'm still recovering from the fight...not my char either I am so after a swig of liquid courage, I accept duel from Melee. This was a good fight but I ended up handeling him pretty easy. The another duel request....what the hell.I take it and this time my luck ran out. He incaps me after several minutes.


I'm glad that I didn't go decorate my house......



Same faction...
...Different faction
Red dot...
...Purple Dot
Makes no difference to me...
...I'm color blind and faction blind
Happy hunting

WayneBrady
Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:12 am
#99

Ok, me and a friend went out for some good bh ganking last night. I'm mpike/3000bh, he's mrifle/3000bh with an excpetional t21(2500 dmg). It started out me tracking this guy solo 209k, I ask if he wants to go bh people, and he says no not now, I tell him who I'm tracking and he immidieatly jets over since this guy is possibly the most retarded shiittalker on the server. We track him for a while as hes planet hopping, to dantooine. We get off bike, I slam his bike as hes trying to escape and throw a health fire on him and then start pounding with my 1k dmg lance as he tries to run, the rifleneer gets a few heavy hits in and he's down for the count, so we decide to kill his maruader spawn too. As we're killing it two of our bh friends who had his mission showed up, we all grouped up and went for a group gank. They are both TKM's.

So we're back in kaad getting another mission. We pick a fightclubbed 425k jedi(rank2). We're shuttling to dant when we get seperated, and only the rifleman makes it. So the rifleman sees him solo in imp op but he manages to kill the jedi alone. Woohoo, he was coming from his wedding reception as well. So we all are back in kaad, together again, and one of the tkm's has to leave. We still have a supergank squad, a tkm a pikeman dot whore and a rifleman with an exceptional t21. We all get a mission, 326k(rank 1), not fightclubbed. He had just returned to the game from a 3week break he took, and we found him in coronet. We loaded in to see him load-killing some rebel. Luckily he was on fr1 already, so there was no escape. I start pounding with the health fire and keeping him knock-downed, 3 or so ticks later he can't keep up with all 3 of our damage(mind you he's been 1-shotted before by this rifle). Another easy kill, he logs just after.

We take another mission, and find the target to be in imp op. So we chase here about 4k from imp op to her city. This one had forcearmor2 going so we weren't able to kill her by the time fr2 took her 64m away. She abused the go in and come out while tefed bug. We hang there and let the noobs shiit talk us for a while(considering we had just killed their leader coming from his wedding, I don't blame them).

We head back to the terms, and see that the tard for 209k is already back, so we take him again. This time we find him in a house, and I decide I'll bait him. I shiit talk him a bit, since he's prideful. He comes out, I health fire him and start pounding away, he runs to the water to put out the fire, at this time the other two bhs are riding in. I start slapping him around when the other two come in and finish him in like 4 seconds. Can you say gullible. I would have felt bad if this guy wasn't the most absolutely retarded whiner on the server.

Good night all in all I needed the money, hope you enjoyed.



Erryines Erow
Valion310
Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:38 am
#100

Great posts everyone! This is actuallya wonderful way to learn the trade just reading your stories. I'm working on wrapping up my BH template.


Keep it up!




Vall

Admiral
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Nathanielstarr
Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:01 pm
#101

New story.


Landed in Theed. Sawa jedi unbuffed standing in the starport. He was laughing and joking around about his crystals.I stood there and looked him over. He was completely unbuffed. He did the emote where he ponders me. I then go to the starship terminal and fly to kaadara. Find his mission come back and in about 3 or 4 hits he was dead and I was 221k richer.


About 10 minutes later I took on a 225k knight that I saw running around in dant mining.This onewas completely buffed, mind and everything. I attack him and we fight for a long time. I'm pretty much wiping the floor with him, using my TK to center of balance, intimidate, dizzy, posture change and pound him while hes in the dirt. He runs off and sits in the middle of the lake by the starport. You know the typical jedi crap...I think this should be considered an exploit. Either that or they should let us fight out in the water. I mean why not! I had a run in with this jedi before when he was a little bit lower level and he was unbuffed when I got there and he ran into his house before I could strike. He had told me that time that he could beat me but he wasn't buffed so he wasn't going to come out of his house.So while he dog paddled Ithen proceed to tell him that I knew he couldn't beat me. So after about 3 minutes he comes out of the water and we start to fight again. Really brave considering he just regained alot of force and my wounds had really only healed a little bit. I mop the floor with him again. Again he heals a few times. He does that force run thing staying out of range of my blaster and regaining force again. He comes back to fight. I don't have any healing abilities so I do go down after making him heal all the way about3 times. But I force of will and I'm back in the fight and again I slap the jedi down! He runs off out of range and keeps running....


I then go back to the mining. I watch the dancers and meditate. But I notice his friends watching me. I get on a pixie downer. He shows up just as the tef disappears. He is completely healed and nowhe's ready to fight..... I get up after a coughing session from pixie and I say "I pick when we fight..." and I fly off.
Kesmo
Mon May 23, 2005 10:14 am
#102

A fun encounter:


I track a low-medium level padawan (120k) to Dant. I shuttle in to the nearest town, mask scent, hop on my bike and head straight there. As I get closer I start hitting my /target macro and cue /dismount in spatial. As soon as he is targeted and within range I hit enter (dismounting) Improved Stopping Shot - advanced leg - critical - advanced leg - kd - critical - deathblow - bow. Here is where it gets fun. I get a few hateful words from his fellow Jedi group grinders, but I simply head on my bike and back to find another bounty.

I pick another low-medium Jedi (124k) and track him also to Dant. Come to find out in the same spot, it was one of the group. So I head out again, same tactics, but as I get closer I see the seeker droids updating to a mobile home in the area. So I go back to the closest town, grab a mission in that direction, and proceed to to it. As I get closer, he is out of the house, so I ride up Stopping shot and it misses. I get a kd but he is able to escape into the house. Now his Jedi buddies are really enoyed. "Leave him alone," "You suck," "Unkown salute," "Weak @#$," etc. However one Jedi offers to duel me. "No money in it, I tell him." He offers me 160k if I beat him, and 75k if I lose. "Sure, 75k up front." He tips, we duel. I waste no food or powerups on the guy, and while it was close he incaps me. His mistake: he then deathblows me. I couldn't believe it.

I clone back on the planet (I stored my data there), and head off again, not even bothering to send seekers, since it only takes me 120 seconds to get there. Now the Jedi is away from the home and once in my sight falls victim to a root, and from there he is wasted.

Ahh, the hate tells. These Jedi couldn't be more upset. Challenging me again, offering expletives, and me? Well, my mission is still in that area so I walk over and make another 9k, wave, and say "See ya on the terms."



Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
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Kesmo Cede - Just playing for the fun of it

Zillard
Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:14 pm
#103

/bump for some classics



==============[ Zillard ]==============
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Teh Toad Licker
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Khanji
Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:31 pm
#104


Oh I got a real good story that always makes me smile.


(Before pub 21)
As usual I take a mission, and its late so not too many jedi are up, but I found one named gregory for 136k, and I figure, I guess thats good enough I'll take it. Anyways I find out hes grinding in dant, so I decide I'll be nice. Once in a while (out of the respect to my fellow friendly players on scylla and before pub 21) Id offer them a duel to the incap, if they lose they pay me mission payout, simple as that. Most people on scylla know me as an honorable bh and one who just wants a good fight, they know I speak the truth. So I gave him the offer no db duel and if I win you pay if I lose you dont have to pay at all so this way I wont ruin you and your friend's grind.(everyone there was jedi)I thought it was fair enough but he was the first jedi to EVER not agree. Im like uhhh you do realize then Ill just kill you. (everyone in his group is like uhhh not too smart) So I go after him, Kd/paralyze then stick the dots I wanted and made him heal to reduce mind blah blah blah. Well everyone includding him knows for a fact he wont live, he has almost no mind left and I have more than half, he's doomed.He runs away I try to kd shot but it said I missed (GRR!!!) so he gets into his friend's vehicle and gets away. Of course Im mad I use a seeker and take out my speeder. I find him in a cantina. I challenge him to face me again and he says he will but I wait there for 45 min and he doesnt come out. His jedi buddies (well one wasnt a jedi, he was a fellow bh but the other 5-6 were) were all yelling at me how I screwed up their grind. I told them I gave him a fair offer dont yell at me. Anyways I decide to give up the mission and head back. As soon as I click off the abort mission he walks out of the cantina and laughs. I go away anyways. One of his jedi friends pmed me and said "They are all talking %$#! about you back there, especially gregory and he wont shut up he said that he was winning, you rand away from himand all that." Im thinking thisis just to make me MORE angry but then he says "But dont worry about them, everyone knows you were the true victor, that kid is just a whiny brat, I am mostly a bh so I understand" (guy's name was apple btw) So I send a tell to gregory and I tell him he better watch his back because I WILL come after him again to finish the job. He says NOTHING.


So Im mad, but I already gave up the mission. Well Apple and I become good friends (we had a great thing in common, we both hated this guy) We talk about that there should be a rematch, and he tells me thathe will have a pool with his guild (they were all in the same guild the jedi, includding him who were there) on who will win lol! So a week later I decide to find Gregory again (so this time he could actually be worth my time) He's worth 172k, not too bad I could still easily handle him. I use a probe, find out he's on Kashyyyk, but I dont care I know how to search ryyat trails for jedi.(later on I found out hewas grinding on kashyyyk cuz he was scared of me goin after him again, thats what his guildleader said anyways)I talk to Apple again, he tells me that the bet is 4:1 will say that I will win this time around. The ENTIRE GUILD sold off his butt, even the people who thought he could win wanted him to fight me just to see who would win HAHA. So Apple tells me EXACTLY where he is on the Ryyatt trails (cuz most of em were grinding as the guild again) That makes it quicker. I quickly spot him out and I just go in for the kill. I took him down in about the same amount of time it took for the last battle (despite the fact he was 172k now) and most of the jedi there are cheering me on and some are cheering him on.Once again same thing he knows hes gonna lose he starts heading for an LOS point. This time I saved my kd shot just in case and BAM perfect timing!!! (thank god I didnt miss that one) and I paralyze then adv critical shot, and finally deathblow. Apple tipped me 250k extra for my "share" in the gamble LOL. They had a lot of money on that wager apparently. And he was sending me whining complaints with one bs excuse to the next "oh I wasnt there the whole time" (yeah right) "oh I wasnt prepared" "come and face me again, blah blah" That was the most satisfying name to put on the ignore list yet. NOT ONE bounty was more satisfying than him.


So lets sum up, I go after a jedi, give him a fair deal that he rejects, he runs away and says he would have won. I tell him Im after him and he runs to hide on kashyyyk. His entire guild sells him out to a bet on a rematch and watch him helplessly get murdered. I get the money from the mission and 250k bonus for winning from his guild.


Message Edited by Khanji on 09-15-2005 04:34 PM



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