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Thread: The lamest Jedi tells ever...

EDMAN3000
Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:40 pm
#27

"The Force is one. And since there are no separate sides, the Force can't take sides. Our notions of light and dark only reflect how little we know about the true nature of the Force. What we've chosen to call the dark side is simply the raw, unrestrained Force itself, which gives rise to life as easily as it brings death and destruction."
-Jacen Solo


Thank you. Thank you for putting this as your signature. THIS, folks, is the single most important line in the entire Star Wars saga. I beg your permission to let me put this quote as my sig.





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DarthRevan88
Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:47 pm
#28

mine had some bad anger issues i roll up there when hes grinding w/ his friends.....

first thing b4 i say anything "Bring it m*therf*cker" so of course i licked him. then he was getting very upset and calling me names. and when i started fighting him like 10 seconds into it "you already lost" and needless to say i was kicking his ass and he rooted me kd'd me and i got stuck on the ground and survived that for like a minute and a half and left cause my mind was pretty low. and i saw him back in town and i got the im a noob and its ok for him to exploit cause i interrupted his grinding. and i saw his friend was overt so i came back overt and killed his friend in front of him



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Mythrindir
Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:13 pm
#29






Treesquid706 wrote:
Although I think the best hate tell I ever got was from a Jedi who insulted my playing a male character. That one took the cake.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=setandget&tp=307837&poll_id=0&category_id=20&warned=y




pfft who doesnt want preteens like that? thats the sole reason twi'leks exist (jk anyone with a twi'lek)



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Zeeral
Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:38 pm
#30


"Drop my mission and I'll give you 1mil credits."


Needless to say, I took his credits, then killed him anyway (he was a brand-new initiate, east fight).


Hey, I'm a bounty hunter, and he was a rebel. We're both scum, he should have known better. =)





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JadenKatrell
Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:09 pm
#31

Zeeral you rock!!!!



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TonieStark
Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:14 am
#32






Compton wrote:


"You're a gay noob!" He says.

"




That gives him away as a 12 year old kid (litterally).



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TaKylea
Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:36 am
#33

I rarely get hate /tells from Jedi and if so they aren't profanity laced. I usually hear from the Jedi butt-kissers after I kill their tank. Everything from "Respec BH" to "Noob!!" and more. It seems everyone of them is a BH too and claim my tactics suck, I should fight with honor, etc. If I'm in the mood I'll go back and forth with them, usually just ignore and keep going. Always good for a laugh though.



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Treesquid706
Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:39 am
#34

"ur the woarst [sic] BH on teh server"

Then I killed him again two days later. He was worth 4k more.



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Treesquid706
Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:41 am
#35

Although I think the best hate tell I ever got was from a Jedi who insulted my playing a male character. That one took the cake.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=setandget&tp=307837&poll_id=0&category_id=20&warned=y



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MasterSad
Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:42 am
#36

Lamest BH tell: "I wasn't ready..."



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Zarqon
Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:10 am
#37






Compton wrote:

What are the absolute lamest hate /tells you've ever gotten?


My lamest one came today. I was stalking a Jedi who was hunting Black Sun NPCs on Yavin, and I notice his health dropping, so I uncover, run up, hit him a couple times, wait for AI to wind down and DB. He called me a noob and all that for about 30 minutes. He wouldn't let it go.


"You're a gay noob!" He says.

"I beta tested this game. How is that noobish?" I reply.

"You didn't beta test it! Only 4 people tested this game and I know all of them! Haha, I'm posting this on the forums!"







Isn't the the obvious answer to that:


"Who is more noobish, the noob, or the noob who is killed by him"






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Huples_Cat
Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:28 am
#38

I dunno about jedi tells, although we have alot of tossers in our particular community. I got a pretty nice one from a BH i killed once:


"I'm going to kill your mother and watch while you cry like a little b@*%h". He was a lvl 73 using TK moves, what the hell do you expect?






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