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Thread: Funny Stuff
jopenack wrote:
me guts lol, didnt you read the title
I'm trying to hide it and sneak it in while quaking in my boots waiting for the ban bat to hit me with the force of a krayt's on pixie.
What the heck might as well use this post again lol.
Same way I found out about the rest of the documents I just recently discovered that the hate sytem will be upgraded very soon. pets will basically be eminating hate off themselves luring the agro away from the ch and onto the pet.
hmm in the pets case it wont be damage drawing the hate think of it as a scent drawing the hate lol.
the fix will be here soon,
Trust me I wouldn't speculate on something like this.
It was hinted at the other day but confirmed by my in the know scource. :-)
And please dont ask who or pm me for a name lol. The dude isn't even a ch but he asked his friend who is a*&^ for me and got a reply out of game via email.
"Darth Vader Strikes Back"
There's going to be an extra scene included in the DVD release of Empire Strikes Back coming up next year! Basically, it expands on the scene where Vader reveals his fatherhood to Luke, and ties up some loose ends created with the release of Episode 1 & 2...
The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition
INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:
A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No... I am your father!
Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...
Luke: NO!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...
Luke: No...
Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...
Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!"
Luke: Shut up...
Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner ofthe Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here, baby!
{Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.}
Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...
{Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down theshaft.}
{Darth Vader looks after him.}
Darth Vader: Get a haircut!