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A long, long time ago... I can still remember how
That jedi used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make them varments dance,
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.

But the Devs made me shiver,
With every publish they'd deliver,
Bad news in the Concept...
I couldn't take one more step.

I can't remember if I cried
When I read they had ceased to hide
But something touched me deep inside,
The day the Hunters died.

Soo..Bye, bye to the Pikatta Pie
Drove my BARC to my Mark but got nerfed when he cried
And good ol' boys kissed their scatters goodbye
Singing this will be the day that I die
this will be the day that I die

Did you write the Hunters Creed
And do you PvP in Theed
If the terms tell you so
Do you believe in permadeath?
Can Hunters save GCW yet?
Then you can teach me to stalk real slow

Well I know that Devs love glowybats
Nerfing bombs, and droids, and, carrion spats
Unwearble armor shoes
Join Smugglers in their blues

There was a lonely Imperial broncin' buck
He'd gone overt and he was stuck
but I knew that he was out of luck
The day the Hunter died

I started singin'...

Bye, bye to the Pikatta Pie
Drove my BARC to my Mark but got nerfed when he cried
And good ol' boys kissed their scatters goodbye
Singing this will be the day that I die
this will be the day that I die

Now for 2 years we've been on our own
And Jedi levels and skills have grown
But that's not how it used to be

When the Entertainers sang for wounds and fatigue
in Hawtpants that made your eyes bleed
With buffs that came from you and me

And when CU came to town
Turned the whole game upside down
The old ways were adjourned
And a respec was returned

While Jabba ate some funky sh**
The jedi kept practice on Kashyyyk
And we sang dirges, feeling sick
The day the Hunters died

We were singin'

Bye, bye to the Pikatta Pie
Drove my BARC to my Mark but got nerfed when he cried
And good ol' boys kissed their scatters goodbye
Singing this will be the day that I die
this will be the day that I die

Punker Chunker in a summer funker
Chased my mark to the Death Watch Bunker
Eight k away and closing fast

He incapped for me quite well
His player sending me hate tells
With his guildmates on the sidelines, I'd a blast

Now the Battlefield air was sweet perfume
While sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to fight
Oh, but we never got the right

'Cause the players tried to take the field,
The coding, it refused to yield.

Do you recall what was revealed,
The day the Hunters died?
We started singing

Bye, bye to the Pikatta Pie
Drove my BARC to my Mark but got nerfed when he cried
And good ol' boys kissed their scatters goodbye
Singing this will be the day that I die
this will be the day that I die

There we were all in one place
Couldn't find my mark, he's in space
With no time left to hunt again
So come on Droid be nimble, Droid be quick
Back when you'd get hit with a pike stick
Fire DOTS the Hunter's only friend.

Now they watched smuggler dabblers stage
Their sabers were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
Could break that Mezzer's spell

And as flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Jedi laughing with delight
the day the Hunters died.

I met a dancer wearing blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But turns out she was AFK

I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd bought by first Seeker, long before
But the man there said the Seekers wouldn't play

And in the streets the overts screamed
The non-jedi cried and the RPers dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The Bomb R3's all were broken

And the Devs I admired most
The ones who ever bothered to post
They face trolls flames to roast
The day the Hunters died

They were singin'

Bye, bye to the Pikatta Pie
Drove my BARC to my Mark but got nerfed when he cried
And good ol' boys kissed their scatters goodbye
Singing this will be the day that I die.....


This will be the day that I die

Message Edited by Arsani on 07-08-2005 09:58 AM

lol, nice

OMG....I think it's becuase I know the song SO well...but I sang right though it...that was AWESOME. I believe it was the best thing I've ever read on these forums...EVER! Outstanding! I think I even got a little "misty" at times...and laughed my ass off at the "Dancer that was AFK". I think I'll a part of it for my sig....

Seriously....simply amazing. Sticky worthy IMO.

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Tucheck wrote:
OMG....I think it's becuase I know the song SO well...but I sang right though it...that was AWESOME. I believe it was the best thing I've ever read on these forums...EVER! Outstanding! I think I even got a little "misty" at times...and laughed my ass off at the "Dancer that was AFK". I think I'll a part of it for my sig....

Seriously....simply amazing. Sticky worthy IMO.

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i didnt know what song it was til the chorus, cuz i suck

Message Edited by HyprHypo on 07-07-2005 10:46 PM

we will not go quietly into the night

we will not vanish without a fight

we will not give up the right

unless we get nerfed again

never a jedi will i be

their creed a lie their prof an attoristy

so heres a cheer for good boys gone

to those who sange the 2 year long song

Figured it was the only song that could properly sum up how our prof is going. Glad y'all liked it.

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RebMBH wrote:

/clap

That was beautiful MAN

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*blink*

*blink*

*looks down at her boobs*

*looks at her sig*

*sigh*

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RebMBH wrote:

/clap

That was beautiful Woman

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Fixed!

Lol

Yes...I've been singing it since about 2 AM this morning. I have all the new lyrics memorized already.