Bounty Hunter Archive
Thread: Governor Tarkin and THE MBH *NERF*
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Vargo
Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:23 pm
#1
Governor Tarkin: TheBounty Hunter Profession will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that theDEVS has dissolved the Bounty Hunter's Powers. The last remnants of the OldMaster BountyHunters have been swept away.
General Taggi But that's impossible. How will theDEVS maintain control of the Jedi without the Bounty Hunters?
Governor Tarkin TheSOEDEVS now have direct control over the Jedi's. Fear will keep theJediplayers in line. Fear of this NERF.
General Taggi But that's impossible. How will theDEVS maintain control of the Jedi without the Bounty Hunters?
Governor Tarkin TheSOEDEVS now have direct control over the Jedi's. Fear will keep theJediplayers in line. Fear of this NERF.
Just a little fun for you guys.
Message Edited by Vargo on 06-15-2004 02:35 AM
Message Edited by Vargo on 06-26-2004 03:05 PM
Forex
Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:57 pm
#2
Well....come to mention it I do have some other observations along this line.....
I never think there actually was a Rebellion. I mean on most servers the Rebels actually out number the Imps. (I'm beginning to think the Imps actually were oppressed) The Imps are supposed to be tough with many stormtroopers but that is another gross misconception. Most people go through troopers like wet tissue paper.
Ever hear of a Jedi purge......what?..where and what purge?? Last time I checked Jedi were running around breeding like Chubas all over the place. Yes, it seems another Rebel lie.
Oh, and the cries of Alderann...do you know what caused that poor planet to go boom? You see some Rebels found an Imperial base hiding in the woods and these Rebel TKA guys came and kicked the planets core right out and it went boom. The Rebels tried to cover it up with some slick marketing..something about this mechanical moon.....another lie.
Last but not least, I actually think Palpatine was an inventor. He got tired of seeing the army run around with swords, clubs and cool karate moves and invented some ranged weapons instead. You got it the Rebels caught wind of this..opened up a portal and some Everquest dudes jumped out and the rest as they say is history.
(Got this off of a Rebel transmission earlier......make what you can out of it....)
Visq
Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:21 am
#3
Damn those pesky Everquest dudes! Damn them and their sticks and stones to hell!
Visq
Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:24 am
#4
Actually , we might be missing the point.Afterall , the Ewoks defeated a batallion of Imperial Troopers-blasters , armor ,AT-STs et al.
Fear the Ewok pointy stick.
ODBAltos
Tue Jun 15, 2004 4:28 am
#6
Visq wrote:
Actually , we might be missing the point.Afterall , the Ewoks defeated a batallion of Imperial Troopers-blasters , armor ,AT-STs et al.
Fear the Ewok pointy stick.
Yes, it is pretty sad when an Ewok can pwn an MBH. Heh.
ODBAltos
Tue Jun 15, 2004 4:43 am
#7
RazaelDemron wrote:
He was a Grand Moff, not a Governor.
Erm, actually...
He was both.
RazaelDemron
Tue Jun 15, 2004 4:48 am
#8
ODBAltos wrote:
RazaelDemron wrote:
He was a Grand Moff, not a Governor.
Erm, actually...
He was both.
I... uh... I knew that!
gtheath
Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:01 am
#9
Very nice! If I had the rating system turned on, I'd give you 5 stars.
Forex
Tue Jun 15, 2004 6:28 am
#10
Got one more for you guys.....
Have you ever looked up at the sky and seen Star Destroyers? Think this is a sign of Imperial power?? Actually it's just another Rebel lie.........they supplied your local Image Designer with a cool holo emote. Yeah...that's just a holo....to cover up the fact that there isn't an Empire..it's all one big Rebel cover up!.....
John773
Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:51 am
#11
Visq wrote:
Actually , we might be missing the point.Afterall , the Ewoks defeated a batallion of Imperial Troopers-blasters , armor ,AT-STs et al.
Fear the Ewok pointy stick.
Now if they would only give Bounty Hunters a pointy stick...
Message Edited by John773 on 06-15-2004 07:51 AM
MonjoWevan
Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:55 am
#12
I haven't played in like 3 months... what has really changed with MBH?
Message Edited by MonjoWevan on 06-15-2004 07:56 AM
SkepticalJS
Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:13 am
#13
MonjoWevan wrote:
I haven't played in like 3 months... what has really changed with MBH?
Message Edited by MonjoWevan on 06-15-2004 07:56 AM
We are nowthe weakest combat class, instead of being the second weakest.
Skep
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