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dazzla

Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:20 pm

SWG version:

*bounty hunterrides to 250m and a bit away from the house that the seeker is pointing to and hides in a public building, waiting to pounce on the unsuspecting jedi when she leaves her abode.

5 minutes pass. No sign of the jedi.

10 minutes. The bounty hunter gives in and does a drive by of the house, knowing full well the futility of it.

The jedi, alt-tabbing between her jedi and one of her alts giggles at the bounty hunter before alt-tabbing back to her armoursmith

30 seconds later. The bounty hunter demounts outside the house and tries to walk in, knowing full well the door will be locked. He has to try. It's locked.

2 minutes later. The bounty hunter goes back to the public building and waits.

The jedi alt-tabs back in time to see him going off and waiting. She giggles some more.

2 hours later. The bounty hunter, having wasted his whole evening gives the jedi's home one last fly by before logging for the night, utterly frustrated.

The jedi alt-tabs back...

Jedi: PWNT NUB!!!!

CrashNgoBoom

Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:24 pm

#2

It pays to check those doors. I've had them "leave it open" before. and walked right in. Also, a lot of full temps enjoy the pvp and will just walk out to meet you.

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Marssk

Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:26 pm

#3

Yeah,for me they usuallycome out after either a 5-10 minute wait or after I /tell knock knock

Osskzzi Kussh
Imp-chasing Lizard
Nuke Smedley
Force In-Sensitive MMO Developer
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Shady Smuggler

TrandotionAssassin

Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:31 pm

#4

yeah i did forget to say this is the NON-SWG version

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EDMAN3000

Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:09 pm

#5

Man, that is the most stupid thing I have seen on a forum to date. Okay, let's list the bull sh*t in order of appearance: Homophobia, a blonde joke, 14-year-old 1337.

Hmm, looks like someone gave a provincial bigot a j and set him in front of a keyboard.

Message Edited by EDMAN3000 on 09-21-2005 02:09 PM

-DIPSET-

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Professional Bounty Hunter

TarsisDenai

Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:19 pm

#6

EDMAN3000 wrote:

Man, that is the most stupid thing I have seen on a forum to date. Okay, let's list the bull sh*t in order of appearance: Homophobia, a blonde joke, 14-year-old 1337.

Hmm, looks like someone gave a provincial bigot a j and set him in front of a keyboard.

Message Edited by EDMAN3000 on 09-21-2005 02:09 PM

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Eleutherios

Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:02 pm

#7

I chuckled.

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TrandotionAssassin

Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:29 pm

#8

EDMAN3000 wrote:

Man, that is the most stupid thing I have seen on a forum to date. Okay, let's list the bull sh*t in order of appearance: Homophobia, a blonde joke, 14-year-old 1337.

Hmm, looks like someone gave a provincial bigot a j and set him in front of a keyboard.

Message Edited by EDMAN3000 on 09-21-2005 02:09 PM

/flame

Ishosx Pekt - Rogue/Ace Pilot

-Jan- Pekt - Engineer

Vender Dropoff: -1235 -2964 Bestine, Tatooine

TrandotionAssassin

Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:42 am

#9

OK im bored so i made this play the charactors are the bh and jedi (mark) take a look:

*bounty hunter walks up to house w/ jedi in it*

*knock knock*

Jedi: Whos theeere?

BH: pizza man I believe u ordered cheese and peporoni right?

Jedi: OMFG u forgot the anchovies?!!?!?!?!?

BH: o wait no they right here

Jedi: ok bish leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here

BH: but what about my money?

Jedi: what money?

BH: you have to pay for your pizza sir -_-

Jedi: o right i forget sometimes

*jedi comes out of house*

Jedi: btw like the pretty rainbow on my robe? i painted it there myself

BH: ok hand it over 100k for the pizza

*blonde jedi pays bh 100k*

Jedi: thx for pizza sir

Jedi: can u help me grind????? we can go to the ryyatt trail!!!

*gunshot sound*

BH: PWNT NUB!!!!

~the end~

pretty cool eh?

Ishosx Pekt - Rogue/Ace Pilot

-Jan- Pekt - Engineer

Vender Dropoff: -1235 -2964 Bestine, Tatooine

Marssk

Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:44 am

#10

ummm...this is why the game is rated "T" for teen.

Osskzzi Kussh
Imp-chasing Lizard
Nuke Smedley
Force In-Sensitive MMO Developer
WenBo
Shady Smuggler

HeadRoll

Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:44 am

#11

Did you take a bong hit right before you posted this?

Flug

Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:48 am

#12

i liked it, an interesting twist on both the game and Home Alone

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Tripbacca

Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:48 am

#13

Cant see it being a hit on broadway back to the drawing board youngling.

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