Bounty Hunter Archive
Thread: Diaries of a bounty hunter
Diaries of a bounty hunter:
Day 1:
Got disconnected while logging on to the server... stupid servers.
Still not bounty hunter
Day 4:
Got killed by diseased Nunas... stupid nunas
On the up side, made 15 wilderness survival exp..
Still not bounty hunter
Day 10:
Got TEF’ed in the cantina, was killed by entertainer. How come they have better defenses?
Nerf the stupid entertainers
Still not bounty hunter
Day 12:
Saw a cool looking bounty hunter armor, on an NPC.
Got killed by Anglers while traveling Yavin... stupid anglers
On the up side, I mastered Marksman tonight Yay me!
Still not bounty hunter
Day 13:
Sitting in my camp.. again... stupid wilderness survival exp
Still not bounty hunter
Day 28:
Still in the camp, fingers bleeding.. got taunted by the entertainer for being a looser n00b
Stupid camp, stupid entertainers, stupid traps
Still not bounty hunter
Day 29:
A cunning plan has emerged, so I will test it tomorrow.
on the up side, I finished the new players quests.
Still not bounty hunter
Day 30:
Got killed by rancor, while throwing traps at it... Stupid traps, Stupid rancor
On the up side: I now have enough bone to finish my bone armor
Still not bounty hunter
Day 31:
Got joined by several guildies in my camp today, only to discover they where hologrinding.
Got killed by guild mates when I told them I was hoping for Bounty hunter. Stupid guild mates
Still not bounty hunter
Day 33:
Guild mates still laughing, but I will show them, got a cool looking Light lightning cannon as a reward... though the damage is somewhat lacking. On the up side: finished the scout trees, now I only need the APP.. stupid APP
Still not bounty hunter
Day 44:
Guild mates too busy hologrinding to help, still shouting out what I teach in c-net
Stupid lag, stupid shouters
Still not bounty hunter
Day 47:
Mastered scout tonight! Yeah! Only... 40? 40k combat exp? What the.. oh well, soon bounty hunter
Stupid combat exp
almost bounty hunter
Day 48:
Got killed by Quenker, because my buff wore out...
Stupid buffs, stupid doc, stupid Quenker
almost bounty hunter
Day 50:
Made Bounty hunter tonight! Yay me! Let the hunt begin...
Bounty hunter
Day 55:
Have so far found traces of an invisible race previously unknown to this galaxy.
On the up side, my carbine skills looks promising.
Bounty hunter
Day 57:
Found my first mark, he was apparently hiding in a building.. smart.. but I can wait
Bounty hunter
Day 59:
Found out that a Jedi lives in the house I was waiting by.. got killed by his bodyguards
Stupid bodyguards
Bounty hunter
Day 89:
Been to busy working on investigation to write, highlight are: learned to track as ranger.
Bounty hunter
Day 107:
patch day! We’ve been promised working droids! Yay us!
Bounty hunter
Day 132:
ID mini publish, looks promising.. on the upside reached invest 3, yay me!
Bounty hunter
Day 133;
Droids broken.. again, devs say they are fixing it soon
Bounty hunter
Day 163:
Droids not working... on a good note, I found a regular Jedi hang out.
Bounty hunter
Day 164:
Found a Jedi, so made a go for it. Got killed by his guards, one of them was the entertainer from earlier, stupid Jedi, stupid bodyguards
Bounty hunter
Day 167:
Still receiving tells to stop being a griefing n00b, and let the jedi have his fun. Confronted Jedi, and got group TEF’ed.. on the upside, I now know how long it takes to heal 795 mind wounds
Bounty hunter
Day 170:
Found the Jedi alone, so I made my move.. Got killed by jedi.
Stupid Jedi, stupid devs, stupid Bounty hunter
Not bounty hunter
day 180
droids still broken
stupid imagedesigners
bounty hunter(well, still, so I lied)
day 195
patch day, droid should be working again, Yay us
in other news, the end of the holo grind is coming
bounty hunter
day 196
Log on/off now breaks TEF..
stupid login servers
stupid TEF
in other news, the entertainer was banned for harrasment
bounty hunter
day 235
TEF is fixed, yay us
bounty hunter
day 236
droids broken..
in other news, bought torch and pitchfork
bounty hunter
day 278
have been playing Tekken, but got depressed over the similarities
bounty hunter
day 292
my kryat scatter has dissapeared
Angry bounty hunter
day298
still waiting for CSR to explain missing scatter
stupid scatter
stupid CSR
in other news:
have placed house next to the house of a jedi Iam hunting
Angry bounty hunter
day 303
got reply from CSR, was told not to be a n00b and harrass the jedi, house was deleted.
good new though, my scatter was returned, it appeared that my house was on a server boundry. what that has to do with my gun I know not
stupid house
stupid jedi
stupid CSR
Angry bounty hunter
day 304
scatter missing again
in other news, the jedi is done walking around in his house, time to hunt
Angry bounty hunter
day 305
was told by CSR that my scatter was in the house that got deleted
stupid gun
stupid house
stupid me
Angry bounty hunter
day 306
found the jedi, so I engaged. got hit for over 4k in all stats at once..
stupid jedi
stupid lag
Angry bounty hunter
day 307
grinding TKA, I must be on the way to something here
stupid quenkers
in other news: saw the jedi, using something that might be a training saber. wonder where the other went..
Angry bounty hunter
day 308
watched Tekken anime.. desided TKA is teh suck
Angry bounty hunter
day 312
chat server told me i got killed by orc's
stupid orc's
still not king.. err wait..
day 316
desided to necro post
got killed by forum
stupid post
stupid forum
ignore this post
GAT hunter
Day 461
the day of reconning is upon us,
the Jedi have gotten the nerf bat, the bounty hunters are now t3h r0xx0rz!!1eleventy1!
in just 10 days the CU/RB will be live, and joy shall rule in all the galaxies.
bounty hunter
day 462
found out the CU is being pushed to live prematurely.
not only am the weapons conversion system broken, the exploits rampant.. but I have not finished my pure, as I envisioned it bounty hunter... rahhh
stupid SOE
stupid CU
stupid bugs
bounty hunter
Day 476
double exp is over, and I am done regrinding. now to test my unique template in action.
upon arriving at the mark, I find 3 others with the mission. after the kill and some talking about templates, I discover that they all have he same as I do. bummer...
oh well, a least the hunting is good.
Stupid templates.
Bounty Hunter
Day 484
an odd thing happened today. whilst fighting my mark he suddenly pulls out a rifle and starts taking shots at me. not only did he beat me, he proceeded to kill me and my swoop!
stupid swoop
stupid Rifle
stupid jedi
Day 490
today I came across a jedi sitting right outside Kaardara. since this is my home turf, I deside to go for a mission on him. after getting ready to rock I come screaming around a corner and lets him have all I got. 15 minutes later while wondering why he has not attacked me yet I notice he is AFK with a heal macro going. after a total of 45 minutes of fighting I give up. 5 minutes later I get 156 tells in .5 seconds. all of the jedi's guildmates desided to tell me how lame I was for attacking an AFK jedi.
Stupid jedi
Stupid guild
stupid macro
Bounty Hunter
day 500
Yay me! five hundred days of walking the footsteps of Boba and jango. to celebrate I decided to go after a known hard mark. the porbe drois tells me he is on Kashyyyk, ok so far so good. upon touching down on the planet of the furballs I send out my seeker droid... no update, no nothing. oh well, back to the old school hunting tactics, how hard can it be to find this guy I thought? well, 3 hours later and countless quests done, I come across my mark in the starport with the (LD) tag up. discusted with this I log for the night.
stupid droids
stupid instances
stupid jedi
Bounty Hunter
day 505
after the unsuccessful hunt earlier this week, I decide to make sure that I have access to all instances, to better hunt the jebay scum. during my trials on the Ryyat trail, I come across not 1 or 2 but 6 AFK jedi grinding merrily away. countless wookiees lie dead before the AFK horde. figuring that the right thing to would be to go get a mission one one of the buggers, I do so. after a quick stop in kaardara, I soon return to wookiee world. the fight to the domain of the AFK jebay is a tough one, but the 180k I will make drives me on. as i approach the platform I confirm that my mark is indeed there and still AFK. I get ready to lay the smack down on him and down he goes in a hail of bullets. as I approach the mark to deliver the killing blow I am ambushed by a horde of floating spiders. since the spiders apparently are stronger then the jebay, I soon find myself staring at the pop up message to spawn again...
Stupid Jedi
Stupid spiders
stupid bridges
Bounty Hunter
day 515
following several more successful strikes to the domain of the AFK ones, I now have the finances to purchase an assault armor. Yay me.
upon inspection, I notice that the said armor has high kinetic resist, and low energy. WHAT? not only do I have to spend mad amounts of faction to use this, it does not do the job!
stupid armors
stupid faciton points
Bounty Hunter
Day 520
following several days of testing armors, I decide to go with my Shock Trooper armor. I head back to the guild storage house to pick up the armor. as I try to pick it up I am notified that I do not have permission to access that container... a quick inspection of the administrator list reveal that I indeed have not been removed. great, so now the armor I paid over a million credits for is stuck in a house.
stupid armor
stpid house
stupid jedi
Bounty Hunter
Day 530
at last we are getting a master level LLC! bring on the Mjolnir hammer of Thor!
in other news, droid are working as intended on Kashyyyk, and the jedi are leveling like mad...
Bounty Hunter
day 545
tonight, the dream finnaly came true. I am now the owner of the coolest helmet ever!
my guild and I brought a 7 man team into the DWB, and crafted a mandalorian helmet.
I will be most famous, and feared across the server.
stupid jedi
Bounty hunter!
day 559
this week additional 2 mandalorian helmets has been made.
In other news: I have now gotten all the parts for a jetpack and a +25 ranged speed AA in my helmet
Stupid crafters.
Mandalorian Bounty Hunter
day 562
when out PvP'ing I found that people specificly target me. either it is because they fear me, or that they still think MBH gives FRS
in other news, I have started the quests for the Fallann Hyper rifle. these rodians quests seem promising
Stupid defenders
stupid turrets
Mandalorian Bounty Hunter
day 576
I hate these bloody rodians. they keep sending me from one end of the hunting glade to another. the sheer stupidity of this keeps my brain in a permant sleep like trance.
in other news: I have found out that the NK-Necrosis drops a rifle that looks like the one I want.
stupid rodians
Mandalorian Bounty Hunter
day 580
after battling countless hordes, I finally make it to the room where NK-necrosis resides. now the bloody droid will not let me in!
stupd quests
stupid droid
Mandalorian Bounty Hunter
day 585
have aquired Fallann hyper rifle. I will never talk to a rodian again... now I understand why Greedo failed.
stupid rodians
Mandalorian Bounty Hunter
Day 520
publish 20 is here, no more searching your friendslist for online jedi! let the hunt begin
Mandalorian Bounty Hunter
day 521
bounty missions are broken, along side droids. you cannot get your target name and 95.5% of the missions are offline.
in other news: have bought ticket to austin texas and found my torch and pitchfork
stupid droids
stupid missions
stupid devs
Mandalorian Bounty Hunter
Message Edited by Ezekeal on 07-20-2005 05:01 PM
I thought you were about to tell us that you found out how long it takes to heal 795 mind wounds while listening to a novice entertainer...
Ezekeal wrote:
Day 167:
Still receiving tells to stop being a griefing n00b, and let the jedi have his fun. Confronted Jedi, and got group TEF’ed.. on the upside, I now know how long it takes to heal 795 mind wounds
Bounty hunter
droids still broken
stupid imagedesigners
bounty hunter(well, still, so I lied)
day 195
patch day, droid should be working again, Yay us
in other news, the end of the holo grind is coming
bounty hunter
day 196
Log on/off now breaks TEF..
stupid login servers
stupid TEF
in other news, the entertainer was banned for harrasment
bounty hunter
day 235
TEF is fixed, yay us
bounty hunter
day 236
droids broken..
in other news, bought torch and pitchfork
bounty hunter
day 278
have been playing Tekken, but got depressed over the similarities
bounty hunter
day 292
my kryat scatter has dissapeared
Angry bounty hunter
day298
still waiting for CSR to explain missing scatter
stupid scatter
stupid CSR
in other news:
have placed house next to the house of a jedi Iam hunting
Angry bounty hunter
day 303
got reply from CSR, was told not to be a n00b and harrass the jedi, house was deleted.
good new though, my scatter was returned, it appeared that my house was on a server boundry. what that has to do with my gun I know not
stupid house
stupid jedi
stupid CSR
Angry bounty hunter
day 304
scatter missing again
in other news, the jedi is done walking around in his house, time to hunt
Angry bounty hunter
day 305
was told by CSR that my scatter was in the house that got deleted
stupid gun
stupid house
stupid me
Angry bounty hunter
day 306
found the jedi, so I engaged. got hit for over 4k in all stats at once..
stupid jedi
stupid lag
Angry bounty hunter
day 307
grinding TKA, I must be on the way to something here
stupid quenkers
in other news: saw the jedi, using something that might be a training saber. wonder where the other went..
Angry bounty hunter
day 308
watched Tekken anime.. desided TKA is teh suck
Angry bounty hunter
day 312
chat server told me i got killed by orc's
stupid orc's
still not king.. err wait..
day 316
desided to necro post
got killed by forum
stupid post
stupid forum
ignore this post
GAT hunter
Message Edited by Ezekeal on 11-21-2004 04:35 AM
joined team of 12 to take on the dreaded deathwatch, we hoped to craft a jetpack! yay me!
Bounty hunter
day 368:
still recovering from finger cramps. those death watch guys are dangerous. I can't wait to get mando arnor
Bounty Huter
day 380:
no sign of the jetpack since a wookiee flew into the sunset with it...
stupid wookies
stupid jetpack
Bounty hunter
day 395:
I took a mission on a new jedi today... the bloody entertainer! when I approched him, he asked me this: "h0w m4ny 3ggz 4tw?". when I asked him, what he ment Igot the following reply: "dude wen I boght dis account on Ebay, h3 said to k1ll eggz for teh w1n, so h0w m4ny?"
I am depressed
stupid Ebay
Bounty hunter
day 410:
it appears that bounty hunters are overpowered, how else would it take 3 melee fighters, 1 CM and one jedi more then 30 seconds to kill a single Hunter?
stupid feign death
stupid CM
Bounty hunter / temploiter