Bio Engineer Archive

This is sarcasm, yes, and I hope no one loses too many IQ points by reading it but....

It seems you could almost make the BE clone line worth while simply by giving us the ability to make graul maulers

Then EVERYONE would want our services, lol.

I'd sooner clone Keldarin around 10 times. Since that drastically improves the chances of us seeing some progress in the profession which doesn't take 6 months.

Good point. What critter DNA would you use for that?

Lesser womp rats ought to do the trick. (Sorry Keldarin, I couldn't resist.)

Hmm, what the slowest creatures in the game. Squalls I think or maybe some Durni, or it might be possible to have tranquilized Squalls who are swimming.. that might be close to the speed needed.

Frankly someone is responsible for this, since the designer has some degree of control over what he works on then he is somewhat responsible. Also while the progress isn't totally his fault, the lack of communication is very much something his is responsible for.

Lol...the old Piket on the wall bug comes to mind. I'm sure that's what our dev feels like. His superiors have him trapped on the wall unable to move and the rest of us are taking shots at him!

All in all I feel sorry for the guy.