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Dear Bio Engineer Canditate,

After review of your Master qualifications, we have decided to extend you an offer to join us as VP of Mad Science and Unholy Animal Experimentation.

The parameteres under which we orignally discussed this position have changed. Rather than a straight salary, we would like to offer you Crazy Fat Bank to purchase from you every __dd___d thing that you can make, and a s__tload of it, too. Benefits will still include a two week vacation sometime next year, and the knowledge that your work is going towards the irradication of the Che Gueverra wannabes that plague our beloved Empire.

We believe that with addition of your Frightening and Wicked Experimentations we stand on the verge of Unrestrained Prosperity. Please mail Herodotus, in game.

Sincerly,

Herodotus Befishburger

CEO Fish Burger Foods

Master Chef