Bio Engineer Archive

New game messages

"The new BER 14 mineral extractor you just built cannot be used at this time, you may choose to adjust it's level or stats"

"We recognize the problem with pets poofing ocassionally during battle, we've implemented a system whereby all weapons for all players will also ocassionally do this"

"We understand that if you repair your vehicle and then immediately store it, upon recalling it at a later time it will again be in a dis-repaired state, just run a small mission for $$ and try it again when this happens"

"Sorry, the new armor you made has too good resists to be used by anyone at this time, you may choose to adjust it's level or it's stats, or attempt to give it to a Nightsister"

"The wall modules you have just created may only be used in Tatooine Large houses due toyour experimentation increase in Heat resistance, Please move to Tatooine from Corellia"

"Actually, after looking into the matter, your pets are not invalid, it is merely that the user had too much jawa beer in his system, he drank some the first day it came out"

"Unfortunately, poor materials were used in the construction of your new house, you will need to hire a structural engineer to attempt to repair the deed before placing it. Structural Engineers should arrive in Publish 12. Thank you for your patience in this matter"

"Actually there is a need to mess with Bio-Engineers, if we did not mess with them, the "big brain" that spawns all creatures would not be very usefull now, would it?"

"Well yes, we do know your Probot no longer has Medium Armor, We do know you paid extra for it, We do know you just wanted it and don't use him for battle, we suggest you change it's color to pink"

"Hi, the new spawn of Ostrine ore that everyone is pulling with the 975+ in all stats ? It was a mistake and we are lowering Overall Quality to 97 for this reason."

"Oh, did we say we would increase battery life? We meant that we would halve it, sorry for the confusion. Please buy them by the crate. We are increasing battery crate quantity to 100 for this reason."

"On the secret research component, keep checking your schematics for the day it no longer says "secret" and quit bugging everyone on the boards here"

"Aesop, we are very sorry you have died 1000 times in the last 15 minutes, honestly, we cannot control these things and cannot target players with uber mobs. Really we can't. Honest, really. But an appology may help. Probably not, but it may."

<Please, this is not a rant, this is to show the humor in the game play and crafting system>

<I do feel much better after writing it, as I hope you feel better after reading it>

<It could be much worse>

Aesop Pecan
*Perfektion Mini-Mall*
CLOSED~(-3947,-772) Corellia, Tyrena Starport

Serpentine Shelly - Serpentine !

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+++ Out of Cheese Error +++ MELON MELON MELON +++ Redo From Start +++
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

Aesop Pecan
*Perfektion Mini-Mall*
CLOSED~(-3947,-772) Corellia, Tyrena Starport