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Thread: 101 Uses for Battle Fatigue and Entertainer Woundhealing Tissue

Nueanda
Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:07 pm
#1


For my 100th Post in 2 years, I'd thought I'd give a little something back to my beloved Bio Engineering Community. (Leveler, this one's for you!)


Some have asked, "Now what do I do with this schematic? I can't make any of this stuff, since it's been CU-ed! Oh, my silly, ignorant simpletons... Let us delve deeper into the complex thought processes that make up our highly educated, and superiorly trained Dev Staff... surely we can see the new intended uses for these lovely tissues. So, put those heads together and let us combine our brainpower and make a new definitive guide for every BE's home library. Oh yes, I'm talking about the:


101 Uses for Battle and Entertainer Woundhealing Tissues


1- Makes loads and loads of this stuff to sell to noobs as the new and improved "insta-heals! cures all damage incurred in battle, and on the dance floor!"


2- Take a few hundred of these tissues, and wrap them around your body as the new "anti-jedi saber armor". (Like in the toilet paper commercials...)


3- Find out where the devs live, and toilet paper their houses with all of this very fun and useful tissue! (/sigh I really wish I could do this one...)


post your ideas:

Message Edited by Nueanda on 08-29-2005 02:13 PM



Major Abish Woundhealer Md.
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Jochebed Woundhealer
Master of all things Entertaining

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I am a chemical warfare expert.
I am a bio-warrior.
I am a zerg-stopper.
I am a Master Combat Medic. Run for your life!"
Gimpynoob
Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:20 pm
#2

Oooh, number 3 would be nice!



Anakin: Master, I think my lightsaber is getting dull. Its not doing nearly as much damage as it used to.
Obi-Wan: O.k. when we're done showing the youglings around the temple, we'll stop by the bazaar and you can buy a new crystal. I hope you've got a couple million credits saved up for this.
Anakin: WHAT?!!?? I don't have THAT kind of cash!
Obi-Wan: Well you could try sharpening it on these younglings. I've got a headache and all their questions are driving me NUTS!
Anakin: hmmm.... Sharpen my lightsaber on younglings...... hmmmmmm.....
Obi-Wan: uh, that was a joke Anakin. I'll spot you the cash for a new crystal THIS time, but next time you're on your own.
Seiryuu
Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:28 am
#3

7) Use them as tissue paper when you hear the next 'fix' in store for the profession. Also good for weddings and funerals.

8) The crates make an interesting, ableit unusable, chair.

9) Use a crates buried into the wall to mark your closet.

10) Crates can be used as college student-type cheap-looking tables.

11) Give them away as novelty party favors as they're easier to get ahold of than 50 broken datapads!



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LuCha
Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:39 pm
#4

4) Decorations! I have a lovely storeroom full of tissues that have been put into cloth from before the CU. They are in crates and are stacked up nice and neat. It looks wonderful

5) Hoard! (*whisper* don't tell anyone, but the devs are going to be change them to either general lightsaber speed or force regen bonus. They haven't told anyone which it will be, but it should be a secret unpublished stealth fix in the next patch)

6) Put them with the factories full of preCU armorsmith components that I have because the CU went live a week early. btw: i dropped AS and all the stats on the components are zero



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Novalyn
Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:49 am
#5






Nueanda wrote:




101 Uses for Battle and Entertainer Woundhealing Tissues



post your ideas:






(whoops, can't remember what number we were upto now, think its 12)


12: Taking each tissue from the crate, they can be arranged in an interesting mosaic fashion on the floor - the new style designer floor mat - wow your friends with this exclusive design


13: hang them at the door to distract the crazed durnis when they charge into your room intent on incapping you just one more time


14: attach one or two tisses to a Nemoidian BirdCage - this makes an interesting display piece


15: build a cairn with the crates in the centre of your shop, crawl into it and shout boo at people passing by


Katharian
Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:47 am
#6






Novalyn wrote:





Nueanda wrote:




101 Uses for Battle and Entertainer Woundhealing Tissues



post your ideas:






(whoops, can't remember what number we were upto now, think its 12)


12: Taking each tissue from the crate, they can be arranged in an interesting mosaic fashion on the floor - the new style designer floor mat - wow your friends with this exclusive design


13: hang them at the door to distract the crazed durnis when they charge into your room intent on incapping you just one more time


14: attach one or two tisses to a Nemoidian BirdCage - this makes an interesting display piece


15: build a cairn with the crates in the centre of your shop, crawl into it and shout boo at people passing by







15 is one of my favorate things to do. It also works with large piles of corpses from AOE groups on dant.



Kalin Kitharian
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Cindal
Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:57 am
#7

You have tissues that say Music/Dance Wound Healing???? These should have converted to the useless Battle Fatigue. But, if you have clothing that had M/D Wound healing tissues or M/D Wound Healing CAs, these should have converted to M/D Enhancement.


Of course, M/D Enhancement doesn't work eitherbut then that's nothing new.


Perhaps we can craft them into Dor's boats....





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SilverSurferz
Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:08 am
#8

Actually there is still a very special property which the enhanced myoflex treatment cloth (entertainer healing tissue) offer which can not be reproduced by anything else. This property isnt appealing to all players and can easily be overlooked.

The answer: Its remarkable hypnotic shine to clothes.. rumored to be from scales

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