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Thread: They listened to me!

droid327
Sun Mar 13, 2005 4:47 am
#1

The new color descriptions for the Pygmy Rancor describe Rancors as "reptomammals" - not half arachnid, half crustacean like the loading-screen color description did

My phylogenetic rant after that must've caught someone's attention



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Phenix1050
Sun Mar 13, 2005 5:36 am
#2






droid327 wrote:
they listened to me!




First and last time


ahh, just messing with ya. This guy gets to see me rant all the time, to no avail, so it's good to see HIS ranting actually got somewhere.





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This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Zadokk
Sun Mar 13, 2005 7:42 am
#3

No way... maybe the devs ARE omnipresent...

*looks around worringly*
Halthron
Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:04 am
#4



Zadokk wrote:
No way... maybe the devs ARE omnipresent...

*looks around worringly*



MOre likely, they're messing with us.

And congrats!
lammergeier
Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:15 am
#5

they ALSO describe rancors as 'found on dathomir and tatooine'... and while ONE rancor lives happily (or not) on the twice-baked rock, and rancors prowl the datapads of the galaxy, I'm not sure the solitary tat example deserves a bestiary mention.

and krayts apparently have ten legs. and they're egg layers. and no one has ever found their eggs. and their eggs are worth a LOT. ???. maybe their PEARLS (mentioned just before the strange statement which describes the economic value of SUPPOSED eggs) are worth a lot...

I'm not sure the bestiary was perfectly written.

not to mention that a 'reptomammal' breaches several phylogenic extremes itself... while there are a few mammals that aren't placental, mammals differ from reptiles by at LEAST one existing step: birds (and formerly dinosaurs... though if Gould is right, then birds ARE dinosaurs).

whatever the condition of the bestiary, the fact remains that most of these new variants are blamed (through rumor at least) on BioE's. we've been naughty.



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Zadokk
Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:34 am
#6



lammergeier wrote:
whatever the condition of the bestiary, the fact remains that most of these new variants are blamed (through rumor at least) on BioE's. we've been naughty.


Look at it this way, we are all evil scientists so it looks like we got some good press for once.
lammergeier
Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:56 am
#7



Zadokk wrote:


lammergeier wrote:
whatever the condition of the bestiary, the fact remains that most of these new variants are blamed (through rumor at least) on BioE's. we've been naughty.


Look at it this way, we are all evil scientists so it looks like we got some good press for once.




yes, naughty is nice.



---------------------"...race you to the cloner!"

xaq, Ossifrage: bloodfin-----------------------------------------Sechs: tempest
Lammergeier: bria------------------------------------------------Accipiter: ahazi

Jinks, Zaw ZeroEight, Raphael', Shub-Niggurath, Randolph Carter, Belpo
...the thorns of Test Center

-------------------------------lammergeier tracker
Aleskander
Sun Mar 13, 2005 5:00 pm
#8






lammergeier wrote:

and krayts apparently have ten legs. and they're egg layers. and no one has ever found their eggs. and their eggs are worth a LOT. ???. maybe their PEARLS (mentioned just before the strange statement which describes the economic value of SUPPOSED eggs) are worth a lot...




Kryat's lay eggs?! wonder how many times I'll die trying to collect them? They any good at making EM's?




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Zadokk
Sun Mar 13, 2005 5:24 pm
#9



Aleskander wrote:


lammergeier wrote:

and krayts apparently have ten legs. and they're egg layers. and no one has ever found their eggs. and their eggs are worth a LOT. ???. maybe their PEARLS (mentioned just before the strange statement which describes the economic value of SUPPOSED eggs) are worth a lot...


Kryat's lay eggs?! wonder how many times I'll die trying to collect them? They any good at making EM's?



Wouldn't mind a krayt omelette personally.
lammergeier
Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:05 pm
#10



RancorPoker wrote:


lammergeier wrote:
they ALSO describe rancors as 'found on dathomir and tatooine'... and while ONE rancor lives happily (or not) on the twice-baked rock, and rancors prowl the datapads of the galaxy, I'm not sure the solitary tat example deserves a bestiary mention.

and krayts apparently have ten legs. and they're egg layers. and no one has ever found their eggs. and their eggs are worth a LOT. ???. maybe their PEARLS (mentioned just before the strange statement which describes the economic value of SUPPOSED eggs) are worth a lot...

I'm not sure the bestiary was perfectly written.

not to mention that a 'reptomammal' breaches several phylogenic extremes itself... while there are a few mammals that aren't placental, mammals differ from reptiles by at LEAST one existing step: birds (and formerly dinosaurs... though if Gould is right, then birds ARE dinosaurs).

whatever the condition of the bestiary, the fact remains that most of these new variants are blamed (through rumor at least) on BioE's. we've been naughty.



Are you an anthropologist by chance? Or are you just interested in the subject?




I'm an ornithologist by training, so of course I pay the rent by bartending.

holler if you see a lucrative postition in bird research. heck, I even know my backwoods pharmacology and other (so far) useless inana.



---------------------"...race you to the cloner!"

xaq, Ossifrage: bloodfin-----------------------------------------Sechs: tempest
Lammergeier: bria------------------------------------------------Accipiter: ahazi

Jinks, Zaw ZeroEight, Raphael', Shub-Niggurath, Randolph Carter, Belpo
...the thorns of Test Center

-------------------------------lammergeier tracker
RancorPoker
Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:09 am
#11



lammergeier wrote:
they ALSO describe rancors as 'found on dathomir and tatooine'... and while ONE rancor lives happily (or not) on the twice-baked rock, and rancors prowl the datapads of the galaxy, I'm not sure the solitary tat example deserves a bestiary mention.

and krayts apparently have ten legs. and they're egg layers. and no one has ever found their eggs. and their eggs are worth a LOT. ???. maybe their PEARLS (mentioned just before the strange statement which describes the economic value of SUPPOSED eggs) are worth a lot...

I'm not sure the bestiary was perfectly written.

not to mention that a 'reptomammal' breaches several phylogenic extremes itself... while there are a few mammals that aren't placental, mammals differ from reptiles by at LEAST one existing step: birds (and formerly dinosaurs... though if Gould is right, then birds ARE dinosaurs).

whatever the condition of the bestiary, the fact remains that most of these new variants are blamed (through rumor at least) on BioE's. we've been naughty.



Are you an anthropologist by chance? Or are you just interested in the subject?



Nedrub Xat
Master Bio-Engineer (retired) - Master Droid Engineer/Artisan
droid327
Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:24 am
#12

by the way, all the new descs are copied verbatim from the starwars.com databank where there is one, so thats why they differ from other statements made by SoE in the past. And also accounts for the errors - IE calling Krayt Pearls Krayt Eggs by mistake


and reptomammals isnt a fallacy - reptiles are thepredecessor of both avians (through the dinosaurs) and mammals (through the cynodonts, dog-size reptiles with many morphological aspects that developed into characteristic mammalian features). Mammavian would be theimpossible transition



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