Bio Engineer Archive
Thread: BE Bash on Bria
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PlainWhiteSocks
Sat Jan 22, 2005 4:05 pm
#1
Newsflash Tatooine…
Several mad scientists were seen swarming the dunes of Tatooine in the Bria galaxy today. Clustered around them were numerous ferocious attack bunnies, and one Ancient Enraged Durni. Aiding the mad scientists was the esteemed Dr. Thrail Kri’tak, and the noble creature handler Neksar Uanewalker. These so called scientists ravaged the local Tatooine wildlife in true berserker fashion. Nothing was safe after their leader (one ArthurDent) said, “Let’s go”. The bloodbath they wielded consumed kreetles, squills, evil settlers, mountain worrts, and rock beetles. Even the odd pirate and jabba thug were not saved from this carnage. Because of the extreme violent nature of the crimes committed by these mad scientists the Tatooine Wildlife Foundation is offering a 1000credit reward to information leading to the arrest of the following “gang” members
ArthurDent
Zadokk McLongnose
Marjaliisa O’Kauri
Okid
Harthud Isizzy
Hylidex
Tytan
and Corbis’ Clone.
If you should see one of these villains, do not try to apprehend them yourself. They have acquired an array of cdef weapons, and are considered armed and dangerous.
It was found that the “scientists” kidnapped Dr. Thrail Kri’tak and Neksar Uanewalker, so they have been given a full pardon for their part.
Several mad scientists were seen swarming the dunes of Tatooine in the Bria galaxy today. Clustered around them were numerous ferocious attack bunnies, and one Ancient Enraged Durni. Aiding the mad scientists was the esteemed Dr. Thrail Kri’tak, and the noble creature handler Neksar Uanewalker. These so called scientists ravaged the local Tatooine wildlife in true berserker fashion. Nothing was safe after their leader (one ArthurDent) said, “Let’s go”. The bloodbath they wielded consumed kreetles, squills, evil settlers, mountain worrts, and rock beetles. Even the odd pirate and jabba thug were not saved from this carnage. Because of the extreme violent nature of the crimes committed by these mad scientists the Tatooine Wildlife Foundation is offering a 1000credit reward to information leading to the arrest of the following “gang” members
ArthurDent
Zadokk McLongnose
Marjaliisa O’Kauri
Okid
Harthud Isizzy
Hylidex
Tytan
and Corbis’ Clone.
If you should see one of these villains, do not try to apprehend them yourself. They have acquired an array of cdef weapons, and are considered armed and dangerous.
It was found that the “scientists” kidnapped Dr. Thrail Kri’tak and Neksar Uanewalker, so they have been given a full pardon for their part.
Message Edited by PlainWhiteSocks on 01-22-2005 03:11 PM
LloydPickering
Sat Jan 22, 2005 5:19 pm
#2
PlainWhiteSocks wrote:
Newsflash Tatooine…
Several mad scientists were seen swarming the dunes of Tatooine in the Bria galaxy today. Clustered around them were numerous ferocious attack bunnies, and one Ancient Enraged Durni. Aiding the mad scientists was the esteemed Dr. Thrail Kri’tak, and the noble creature handler Neksar Uanewalker. These so called scientists ravaged the local Tatooine wildlife in true berserker fashion. Nothing was safe after their leader (one ArthurDent) said, “Let’s go”. The bloodbath they wielded consumed kreetles, squills, evil settlers, mountain worrts, and rock beetles. Even the odd pirate and jabba thug were not saved from this carnage. Because of the extreme violent nature of the crimes committed by these mad scientists the Tatooine Wildlife Foundation is offering a 1000credit reward to information leading to the arrest of the following “gang” members
ArthurDent
Zadokk McLongnose
Marjaliisa O’Kauri
Okid
Harthud Isizzy
Hylidex
Tytan
and Corbis’ Clone.
If you should see one of these villains, do not try to apprehend them yourself. They have acquired an array of cdef weapons, and are considered armed and dangerous.
It was found that the “scientists” kidnapped Dr. Thrail Kri’tak and Neksar Uanewalker, so they have been given a full pardon for their part.
Message Edited by PlainWhiteSocks on 01-22-2005 03:11 PM
Hmmm. It is appaling that such vagabonds should destory the natural wildlife of tatooine. The very same wildlife that we sample to preserve, protect and purify.
Lloyd 'Okid' Pickering.
Zadokk
Sat Jan 22, 2005 6:15 pm
#3
The evil scientists (and their evil, mutated pets) were spotted earlier wearing their distinctive long white coat uniforms and we were able to take these reconnaissance photos:
lammergeier
Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:44 pm
#4
another individual accused of crimes against nature was seen on the Bria Galaxy in Kaadara. Several BH's intent on Jedi marks reported that a "Lammergeier" was seen asking for training in basic combat skills. Etherwave intercepts between the infamous "ArthurDent" and "Lammergeier" were also reported.
latest intel reports indicate that the individual fled Bria shortly before above mentioned meeting. various theories include a retreat to a (intercept) "Japanese steakhouse, where I bartend on weekends" and possible flight to some Galaxy known as "Test Center." known aliases include "Zaw ZeroEight", and a sinister plan to create a tamable AR2 clone was indicated.
while this individual was NOT among the group of suspects indicated in previous reports, it seems certain that he made earnest attempts to join them in their villany.
latest intel reports indicate that the individual fled Bria shortly before above mentioned meeting. various theories include a retreat to a (intercept) "Japanese steakhouse, where I bartend on weekends" and possible flight to some Galaxy known as "Test Center." known aliases include "Zaw ZeroEight", and a sinister plan to create a tamable AR2 clone was indicated.
while this individual was NOT among the group of suspects indicated in previous reports, it seems certain that he made earnest attempts to join them in their villany.
Message Edited by lammergeier on 01-22-2005 11:45 PM
Hylidex
Sun Jan 23, 2005 6:24 am
#5
Can anything be done to stop this travesty? With such careful planning and fashion coordination, this could only have been planned by ArthurDent himself. He should be apprehended at once, at all costs.
Just my 2 cr, bringing the reward up to 1002 cr for this particularly hardened criminal.
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