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Thread: Rabbit with big pointy teeth!
Kevie wrote:
thou shall count to five, and five shall be the number thou shall count.....
Three, sir! THREE!
KasekZon wrote:
Kevie wrote:
thou shall count to five, and five shall be the number thou shall count.....
Three, sir! THREE!
LOL!!!!!
NICE!!!!
From memory:
"We don't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!"
"Do we have bows?"
"No."
"What about the holy handgrenade?"
"Ah, yes, the holy handgrenade of Antioch. Tis one of the sacred relics brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard, produce the holy handgrenade."
"How does it...uh...work?"
"I know not my leige."
"Brother Maynard consult the book of armaments."
"Book of armaments, chapter three, verses 12 through 27..."
"And Saint Atillaraised upthe holy handgrenade on high saying bless this Lord, thy holy handgrenade, that with it thou mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits"
"And the Lord did grin...and the people did feast on the lambs, and sloths and anchovies and fruit bats and orangutangs and breakfast cereals..."
Nemthang wrote:From memory:
"We don't risk another frontal assault, that rabbit is dynamite!"
"Do we have bows?"
"No."
"What about the holy handgrenade?"
"Ah, yes, the holy handgrenade of Antioch. Tis one of the sacred relics brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard, produce the holy handgrenade."
"How does it...uh...work?"
"I know not my leige."
"Brother Maynard consult the book of armaments."
"Book of armaments, chapter three, verses 12 through 27..."
"And Saint Atillaraised upthe holy handgrenade on high saying bless this Lord, thy holy handgrenade, that with it thou mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits"
"And the Lord did grin...and the people did feast on the lambs, and sloths and anchovies and fruit bats and orangutangs and breakfast cereals..."
"Ahem""First must thou takest out the holy pin. Then thou shall countest to three. Three is the number thou shall count and the number of the counting shall be three. Four must thou not count, nor shall thou count to two, unless thou doth directly preceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once three, being the third number, having been reached, thou shall lobbest thy holy hangrenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.""Amen.""Right. One....Two...Five...""Three sir!""Three!"-------------------------------I have issues.
CLASSIC!!!!
LOL