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Thread: Funny BE stories

Dorelli
Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:49 am
#1

OK - Lamms - where's your funny story about the chuba? ... anyone else got some funny BE stories?



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novakaine
Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:48 am
#2

Yes I would like to hear this as well



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BraccusD
Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:29 am
#3

How bout arecentfunny irl story concerning a manager?


We have a certain manager that doesn't seem to be too good with technology (and we are in the technology business). So we had this "required" attendance meeting with the option to call in and listen on a conference call. So as the speaker starts, a person on the phone asks if they could turn up the volume or something because they were having trouble hearing.This manager walks up to the speaker phone and put a microphone NEXT TO THE SPEAKER PHONE! Funniest.....thing....ever....




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lammergeier
Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:58 am
#4

the wonderful world of PM's and forum posts:
yesterday's exchange.


4:29pm Player posts:
Tried the mite recipe, only gave me lvl 7's and 8's...

Also, wher do you find flesh-eating Chubas?

4:36pm Player PM's lammergeier
CL10 Pet Recipes

Hey, I just became a Bio-Engineer and after a LOT of grinding got Cloning I. Now, I want to make a Dewback or Kaadu or something that is actually mountable, and yet everything I make is always level 5.

I have seen the one thread that gives some kind of recipe with Bark Mites, and I tried that but the best I could make was a level 8. It grew up (a Kaadu) but it was too small to mount.

So, could you tell me some good recipes that could make a CL 10 pet, or at least something that would eventually be mountable and non-CH?

Thanks,

4:40pm lammergeier replies to PM
Re: CL10 Pet Recipes

clicky

4:53pm Player replies to PM
Re: CL10 Pet Recipes

Ok.. .thanks. Looks easy enough... now I just need to find out where flesh-eating Chubas live...

5:00pm lammergeier replies to PM (unread)
Re: CL10 Pet Recipes

outside any naboo static city.

5:10pm Player RE-replies to PM (note last message was unread)
Re: CL10 Pet Recipes

Do you even read your messages? I need to know where flesh-eating Chubas live!

5:12pm lammergeier replies to PM (unread)
Re: CL10 Pet Recipes

sent you the answer ten minutes ago. you haven't read it yet.


the unread posts still haven't been read. Player last logged on to the forums today, 12:22am (so actually, last night).



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novakaine
Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:31 am
#5

ROFL


Always read your pms people





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Dorelli
Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:51 am
#6


My funny BE story (by Dorelli Deacon).


This was pre-CU when Dor the BE was also a VK wielding invincible TK - as long as she had a buff and didn't try to beat the rancors over the head with a slitherhorn (i really did that once).


Anyway, I took Dor to Dathomir to get some mutant rancor DNA witha friend of mine and his buddy. Both were CH's, my friend was a ranger so he cammo'd me to help. But the rancors did see thru it occasionally and I would have to run, as you do.


Well, unbeknownst to me, the other CH had pulled out a rancor pet. I catch a glimpse of this rancor heading for me and I start to run. I run and I run and he keeps following me ... hehe - what I didn't REALIZE was that the rancor was a PET and had me on follow. Was hilarious ... for them ...


dor




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RIP BioEngineering 15-11-2005 : RIP CH 15-11-2005

nilknoc60073
Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:23 pm
#7

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My funny BE story (by Dorelli Deacon).

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roflmao

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Maisland
Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:29 pm
#8

I didn't think this was funny when it happened but.....


As a Master BE/Master CH/Novice Sword I decided to go to Kashyyyk to get a CL 65 Varactyl mount. Arrived there, talked to the NPC and got the quest.


Upon arriving at the lair of Jagged Fang, I tried to fight her using my pets... and was killed. So, when I got back, I decided to see if I could Sample her DNA.


I managed to get close without her spotting me through my Mask Scent and poked her with my needle to try to get a DNA Sample. I successfully aquired a single Sample and she keeled over dead.


Thinking I had completed the mission, I went to the nest to check out the eggs. My only option was to "Examine" them. Oops.


I called on a CL 80 friend and we waited around until Jagged Edge respawned, killed her through combat and I got my Varactyl Egg.


Moral of the story: Do not Sample things that you have to kill for a quest.



I survived the CU


I can not survive the NGE


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