Bio Engineer Archive
Thread: You know you are a SWG Bioengineer when......
CrasknSadler
Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:25 am
#105
even though you don't need it, you keep 5-6 different kinds of meat in your refrigerator, "Just in case"....
/bump!
PlainWhiteSocks
Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:50 pm
#106
... you can exit the outpost cloning center with your eyes closed.
... you're a master TK and you let the mutant rancor kill you so you can get its DNA.
... the lvl65 Sharnaff with crippling strike and knockdown has been on your vendor for 6 months for 20k
... you're a master TK and you let the mutant rancor kill you so you can get its DNA.
... the lvl65 Sharnaff with crippling strike and knockdown has been on your vendor for 6 months for 20k
PurpleWarrior
Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:07 pm
#107
... your day starts with checking SWGCraft and praying that Dath Carnivore 'went good'.
... youalso hope the DR on the Dath Carnivore will royally suck so less Chefs try to outbid you on it.
... a good week is a week where no good Herbivore or Avian is spawning and people actually remember they can sell stuff to YOU.
... You have spreadsheet printouts all over your desk, held down with calculators, notepads and pencils and God help anyone who tidies any of it up!
... You can accurately guesstimate likelyBSN quality just from looking at your available resources.
... You beg spare slots off every friend and family member who plays whenever there's a really good Flora spawn.
... You own more Heavy Flora Harvesters than anyone else on the planet...
Zadokk
Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:30 pm
#108
... when you succeed in explaining that animals require DNA and you cant just magic them out of a crafting tool
... when you have macroed responses to frequently asked questions (e.g. no I cant make you a crate of stim D's or Please check the bio-engineer profession. You'll find that the pet you requested is in the same box with 'Ancient Krayt Dragon' and 'Gorax'.)
... when you watch Creature Handlers showing off their latest catch and then whipping out a better pet that is CL10 (very satisfying).
NIAddicted
Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:53 pm
#109
.... one of your RL in-laws shows up to visit your spouse and you keep thinking "if only I could DNA sample him/her until he/she croaks."
.... wonder how close you can get to your mother-in-law before you get aggroed.
.... look at you relatives or in-laws and conclude that Chubas are more difficult to sneak up on.
.... your brother-in-law asks you what /maskscent does and you can't help but think that maybe now is a good time to tell him about taking a shower on a more frequent basis.
Taalar
Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:38 pm
#110
...You see the loading screen for Dathomir that says Rancors are part arachnid and part crustacean, and you don't think that's unusual.
Mild-Breeze-Trooper
Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:24 am
#111
It was you who first combined spiders and monkeys to create the Merek species.
Your house has more animals in it than furniture.
You consider a 3k/2k/1k CL 10 pet with 15 resist to kinetic to be a mild disapointment.
You've ever signed a petition about letting BE's alter the size of their creatures.
The first thing you'd do if that petition came through is to put all your best DNA into a 30 feet high Durni.
LournaDoIne
Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:51 pm
#114
If you prefer to go to dathomir hunting mutant rancors unarmed and no armor and an empty inventory when all your friends go in full composite and buffed to the gills with the latest and greatest in destroctgear!!
LavinDoumont
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:51 pm
#116
-When you wish you could make your cat a darker shade or brown
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LavinDoumont
Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:58 pm
#117
-When you wish you could make your cat a darker shade or brown
-When you try and figure out which part of your house is within 15 meters of the stray dog that fell asleep inthe front yard
-When you catch yourself responding to a add in the help wanted section of the newspaper for a "Biologist/ Genetisist"
-When you have a hamster named "Dolly"
-When you realize it will take you longer to clone a lv 28 petwith armor and ranged than it will take the Ch to gain a new pet level
-When you envy people that have a high lv nest spawn rgt next to their house
-When you think "Breeder" is the best title anyone can have