Bio Engineer Archive

Bio-engineered fuel for spaceships. Here's the recipe :

25 mollosks

20 milk

800 fish

Critical material stats are conductivity and toughness. Can only be made while standing in a private ... starport. In a Research specialized city. And must have positive Mummer faction.

lol, the positive mummer faction was the last straw. i may be fired tomorrow.

Nah, it's 800 milk and 250 fish... it's all in the liquid component plus the calcium nitrate.

But your right, without the positive mummer karma, you're going nowhere.

=-Adun

If you /dismount from your spaceship theres a high chance you will see this message:

*a rogue asteroid swings at you and hits for 5000 points of damage

*you were slain by a rouge asteroid

You will then clone and find your Spaceship has taken 5% death decay.

*** the crafty Droid engineer smothers his body with lubricating oil to mask his scent, at 80m out he goes prone and crawls up to the imperial shuttle in the theed spaceport..5 minutes laterhetypes /salvage parts (stands up and ties the shoelaces on bare feet because he cannot afford shoes) YOU HAVE FAILED TO SALVAGE PARTS. .... the crafty droid engineer grumbles and tries 3 more times before the Imperial shuttle notices him and blasts him with its uber butt cannons. The Crafty Droid Engineer wakes up after cloning and screams to himself ..... darn it I used to be able to salvage the parts off of that cl 90 shuttle... darn nerfs.***

AT LEAST THE DROID ENGINEER GOT LUBE !!!

oh my gawd this is the funniest sh$t i have ever read im dying over here

jackyra starsider

I think that it is weird and they shouldn't have "baby" spaceships and that creature tamer should tame them. I mean comeone...firstly it is stupid for a "creature" tamer to have the ability to tame a spaceship. I mean they should make a class of Pilots for cryin out loud that are able to fly the ships and just like mounts there are a few ships that can be non-pilot. The better the Pilot skills the better the ship. I also think you shouldn't "tame" them. The DEs shouldn't build them but you should buy them from special vendors and DEs should make upgrades. Like you should be able to by factionships like you buy regular faction pets. They shouldn't also berunning rogue like the way you are talking about it. It is stupid to think that Spaceships have "babies" and are running rogue all over different planets. If they are gonna have that, then it should be rare like the malfunctioning droidekkas. That way it will seem more real. I mean come on, the only real way a spaceship would run free is if it was controled by a droid (which should be an upgrade for DEs) I am just sayin that this whole plan is stupid.I don't mind the star destroyers to be lawn furniture (in fact, that is better than being real) it is just that the rest is very stupid.I hope people will read this and see my point.

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i think u mised the point entirely

jackyra starsider

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Delbon_Clinion wrote:
ROFLOL....LOL, I'not laughed that hard in WEEKS! This is the best thread I've seen here in a loooooooong time :-D

"You cannot Eject while in a Spaceship"....ROFLOL

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Aleria wrote:

*** the crafty Droid engineer smothers his body with lubricating oil to mask his scent, at 80m out he goes prone and crawls up to the imperial shuttle in the theed spaceport..5 minutes laterhetypes /salvage parts (stands up and ties the shoelaces on bare feet because he cannot afford shoes) YOU HAVE FAILED TO SALVAGE PARTS. .... the crafty droid engineer grumbles and tries 3 more times before the Imperial shuttle notices him and blasts him with its uber butt cannons. The Crafty Droid Engineer wakes up after cloning and screams to himself ..... darn it I used to be able to salvage the parts off of that cl 90 shuttle... darn nerfs.***

AT LEAST THE DROID ENGINEER GOT LUBE !!!

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