Bio Engineer Archive
Thread: You know you have been a bio-eng for too much when...
- ...you find yourself wandering the local zoo with a hyperdermic needle
- ...every time you sit down to a steak dinner you wonder what it's OQ and PE is
- ...you go everywhere with a back pack
- ...before you go out every dayyou attatchKleenex to your clothes
- ...your pet breaks out in a cold sweat when you look at it
- ...after getting into the animal cages at the zoo you wonder why you suffer 100% aggroafter the patch
- ...every time you walk past a clay pidgeon range you feel saddened when they call 'pull!'
....you try to milk every female animal you see but never get any milk.
Marjong Meatshield
MBE/CH/TKA
When you RL pet is hungry you fill his bowl with Bofa-Treats...
At the end of the day you try to stuff your RL pet into your back pocket while wondering why the store command did not work again...
When you walk outside to your garden and throw 5k ofmoney into the flower beds...
Or, when you are waiting for the bus and you wonder why R2 is not there to take your ticket, and you ask the other people at the stop if they can see him or not, youjust think you are bugged again...
And for today, you send an email at work and you wonder if it will go to the correct person (thread)...
...your charactersmellshis hands after taking a DNA sample.
...you go in for a checkup and ask your doctor what he charges for components.
...you check the nutrition facts on your breakfast cereal for good pairs.
lol, "Pull!"
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Dra'gos Nor - Ahazi/Bio-Engineer - Rifleman
Mistr' Fixx'it - Ahazi/Master Artisan - Architect - Merchant
Kkaos Reinz - Lowca/Brawler - Medic
Lorr - Wanderhome/Tailor
Psylent Nyte - Test Center/Scout
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...you think about raising a new pet and start rummaging through your CD collection.
...you can't waitto can teach your cat how to spit poison.
...you wonder why wild animals keep running away from you, afterall, you never leave the house without wearing deodorant.
...you dive into the mud hunting for mollusks
...people ask you "do you make cowerdly gurreks or rock beetles" on the street
...you wear a nametag that says "Breeder" to work
....you try to milk every female animal you see but never get any milk.
Marjong Meatshield
MBE/CH/TKA