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Jandel-Har
Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:40 am
#274






I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.


What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then Boba Fett pranced clumsily towards a strumpet weaving baskets out of fragments from boiled twi'lek lekku that smelled like old socks. "Who is playing with my Lungs so frivolously? YT1300s fly casually through asteroids unless inept pilots fart gumballs profusely.



Lightsabers suck ASS.




Message Edited by Jandel-Har on 04-23-2004 12:40 PM



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Smuggler_Caylin
Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:43 am
#275

I think SBRDOC beat yah to it Jandel. Besides, you dont want me having to report the thread do you? We're definatly pushing the line here.



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Jandel-Har
Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:49 am
#276






Smuggler_Caylin wrote:
I think SBRDOC beat yah to it Jandel. Besides, you dont want me having to report the thread do you? We're definatly pushing the line here.






I agree that SBRDOC beat me to the punch, but as for pushing the line here? Perhaps a reread of the entire essay is in order.

Message Edited by Jandel-Har on 04-23-2004 12:49 PM



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MisterWizard
Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:49 am
#277

I am in pain from the laughter.


/cheer to you all!





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_Flash_
Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:48 am
#278

I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.


What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then Boba Fett pranced clumsily towards a strumpet weaving baskets out of fragments from boiled twi'lek lekku that smelled like old socks. "Who is playing with my Lungs so frivolously? YT1300s fly casually through asteroids unless inept pilots fart gumballs profusely.Skippy, the wonder-pup decided to smuggle lightsabers for





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Jandel-Har
Sat Apr 24, 2004 4:53 pm
#279






I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.


What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then Boba Fett pranced clumsily towards a strumpet weaving baskets out of fragments from boiled twi'lek lekku that smelled like old socks. "Who is playing with my Lungs so frivolously? YT1300s fly casually through asteroids unless inept pilots fart gumballs profusely.Skippy, the wonder-pup decided to smuggle lightsabers for Gary Coleman because







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_Flash_
Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:41 pm
#280


I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.


What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then Boba Fett pranced clumsily towards a strumpet weaving baskets out of fragments from boiled twi'lek lekku that smelled like old socks. "Who is playing with my Lungs so frivolously? YT1300s fly casually through asteroids unless inept pilots fart gumballs profusely.Skippy, the wonder-pup decided to smuggle lightsabers for Gary Coleman because we




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Flash Woods - TKA / Jedi Nub / Pilot
SST : The oldest Imperial guild on the server OH NOES!
Peydro Sanchez - Pretty much the only PvPer who has a mustache

{gggggggggggggggxnnntnnnnnnntnnnxggggggggggggggg}
NickHeel
Sat Apr 24, 2004 7:09 pm
#281

super-size




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Jandel-Har
Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:23 pm
#282









I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.


What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then Boba Fett pranced clumsily towards a strumpet weaving baskets out of fragments from boiled twi'lek lekku that smelled like old socks. "Who is playing with my Lungs so frivolously? YT1300s fly casually through asteroids unless inept pilots fart gumballs profusely.Skippy, the wonder-pup decided to smuggle lightsabers for Gary Coleman because we can't. Supersize quenkers










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Kantaro
Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:01 pm
#283










I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.


What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then Boba Fett pranced clumsily towards a strumpet weaving baskets out of fragments from boiled twi'lek lekku that smelled like old socks. "Who is playing with my Lungs so frivolously? YT1300s fly casually through asteroids unless inept pilots fart gumballs profusely.Skippy, the wonder-pup decided to smuggle lightsabers for Gary Coleman because we can't. Supersize quenkers are
quenkers












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JeffIncredible
Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:10 am
#284


I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.


What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then Boba Fett pranced clumsily towards a strumpet weaving baskets out of fragments from boiled twi'lek lekku that smelled like old socks. "Who is playing with my Lungs so frivolously? YT1300s fly casually through asteroids unless inept pilots fart gumballs profusely.Skippy, the wonder-pup decided to smuggle lightsabers for Gary Coleman




I USED TO take Defense Stacker 2....do you?

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Jandel-Har
Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:37 am
#285













I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.


What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then Boba Fett pranced clumsily towards a strumpet weaving baskets out of fragments from boiled twi'lek lekku that smelled like old socks. "Who is playing with my Lungs so frivolously? YT1300s fly casually through asteroids unless inept pilots fart gumballs profusely.Skippy, the wonder-pup decided to smuggle lightsabers for Gary Coleman because we can't. Supersize quenkers are cuddly















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SBRD0C
Sun Apr 25, 2004 9:05 am
#286

If



Colonel Emitt 'Doc' Brown (Starsider)
Master Smuggler | Master Pistoleer | Commando
Interplanetary Shipping Co. Located Crystal Hollow Dantooine (-6833, 4750)
Vendors Deal in Weapon, Droid, and 'Special Shipments'


/Target SOE; /CLAP

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