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Thread: Funny armorsmith questions
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Baccarat
Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:58 pm
#1
Normally I get silly questions in tells but this one, which was an email, really takes the cake:
"is the ithorian sentinel armor for wookie or human let me know pls thanks"
Oh one more thing that makes it even funnier... my ithorian vendor spams this when you enter the shop:
"WOW! Killer new Ithorian armor in stock! Tell all your ithorian friends!" 
Message Edited by Baccarat on 02-27-2005 03:26 PM
xDDOGx
Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:32 am
#3
we should have one of these threads as well
weaponsmith has got this thread called
""10 things you NEVER ask a WS""
dunno if we have one simular but if we dont we really should get one as well
had a funny one yesterday as well ...
customer : u there?
me : not really
customer : u a AS?
**me standing 2m in front of him wearing my master armor smith title**
me : not sure lemme check my skills
**wait 2 min**
me : yes still a armor smith
customer : i need some RIS armor
me : thats a rater expensive set
customer : yeah here is 30k , you can make one with crappy stats its only for show
**bonk me almost falling from my chair**
me : uehm sorry mate but 30k for a set of RIS?? even if stats arent importent isnt realistic
customer : yes it is
me : trusth me it isnt
customer : you are a ripp of , i demend you make me the RIS armor i tipped you 30k
me : /sigh
dont you just love some people 
Dafne
Master Armor Smith
Master Rifleman
UmmonPrime
Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:55 am
#4
xDDOGx wrote:
we should have one of these threads as well
weaponsmith has got this thread called
""10 things you NEVER ask a WS""
dunno if we have one simular but if we dont we really should get one as well
had a funny one yesterday as well ...
customer : u there?
me : not really
customer : u a AS?
**me standing 2m in front of him wearing my master armor smith title**
me : not sure lemme check my skills
**wait 2 min**
me : yes still a armor smith
customer : i need some RIS armor
me : thats a rater expensive set
customer : yeah here is 30k , you can make one with crappy stats its only for show
**bonk me almost falling from my chair**
me : uehm sorry mate but 30k for a set of RIS?? even if stats arent importent isnt realistic
customer : yes it is
me : trusth me it isnt
customer : you are a ripp of , i demend you make me the RIS armor i tipped you 30k
me : /sigh
dont you just love some people
Dafne
Master Armor Smith
Master Rifleman
lol, now that's funny. I wish we could make RIS for less than 30k. The work just finding the components is worth more than that.....
Baccarat
Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:40 am
#5
That one sounded pretty familiar. Another one i've gotten alot lately is:
"Do you make armor?"
"yes."
"I want you to make me a really good chestplate"
"Ok, is this for pvp or pve?"
"It doesn't matter I just want it to be the BEST!"
Then i usually spend a few tells asking them what sort of things they like to do in the game...
Andymantium
Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:00 pm
#6
"Can you craft me a full set of Mando? I want the best, I'll pay well."
Okram2k
Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:40 pm
#7
Baccarat wrote:That one sounded pretty familiar. Another one i've gotten alot lately is:"Do you make armor?""yes.""I want you to make me a really good chestplate""Ok, is this for pvp or pve?""It doesn't matter I just want it to be the BEST!"Then i usually spend a few tells asking them what sort of things they like to do in the game...
I told you not to fly your MAS title, but do you ever listen to me? no no no
we get these threads every now and then, lots of fun, last great thing I got was when I had to deal with Ug the caveman.
UG: You make me Armor.
Me: Uhm... okay
UG: Me want best armor, you make now.
Me (standing in theed starport): er umm... what type?
UG: Make me armor!
Me: /addignore UG
I have a low tolerance for some types of people
DBinky
Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:23 am
#8
My story goes like this:
guy: Heya, You're a Master AS, right?
(have my title up, guy's right there, of course)
me: Aye.
guy: can you craft me some Layers?
me: /shrug
me: Sure. Are you missing some components for stun layers or something?
guy: no, I need you to make me 1 layer of each type.
me: /fear
me: oookayyy... can I ask why?
guy: I want to put them into this helmet I have, I'm tired of getting hit in the head
me: it doesn't work like that... you have to add layers at crafting time and you can only add up to 3 depending on the armor type.
guy: I want to put them into this helmet I have, I'm tired of getting hit in the head
me: /boggle
me: oh, you mean in real life? Yeah, they make little helmets for you people... go to Walmart, though, they're cheaper than mine.
guy: Heya, You're a Master AS, right?
(have my title up, guy's right there, of course)
me: Aye.
guy: can you craft me some Layers?
me: /shrug
me: Sure. Are you missing some components for stun layers or something?
guy: no, I need you to make me 1 layer of each type.
me: /fear
me: oookayyy... can I ask why?
guy: I want to put them into this helmet I have, I'm tired of getting hit in the head
me: it doesn't work like that... you have to add layers at crafting time and you can only add up to 3 depending on the armor type.
guy: I want to put them into this helmet I have, I'm tired of getting hit in the head
me: /boggle
me: oh, you mean in real life? Yeah, they make little helmets for you people... go to Walmart, though, they're cheaper than mine.
RebelKangaroo
Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:49 am
#9
This was in the first months of the server but it still boggles me to this day:
"Hey man, I have some uber kryat tissue, can you make me an awesome helmet with it? Oh, and can you use the really good stuff while making it?"
I kind of understand because we can use krayt segments in comp, but still. It's about like asking a WS for uber kryat VK's. And people really need to learn how to spell krayt.
"Hey man, I have some uber kryat tissue, can you make me an awesome helmet with it? Oh, and can you use the really good stuff while making it?"
I kind of understand because we can use krayt segments in comp, but still. It's about like asking a WS for uber kryat VK's. And people really need to learn how to spell krayt.
pyromonkey89
Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:54 am
#10
UmmonPrime wrote:
xDDOGx wrote:we should have one of these threads as wellweaponsmith has got this thread called""10 things you NEVER ask a WS""dunno if we have one simular but if we dont we really should get one as wellhad a funny one yesterday as well ...customer : u there?me : not reallycustomer : u a AS?**me standing 2m in front of him wearing my master armor smith title**me : not sure lemme check my skills**wait 2 min**me : yes still a armor smithcustomer : i need some RIS armorme : thats a rater expensive setcustomer : yeah here is 30k , you can make one with crappy stats its only for show**bonk me almost falling from my chair**me : uehm sorry mate but 30k for a set of RIS?? even if stats arent importent isnt realisticcustomer : yes it isme : trusth me it isntcustomer : you are a ripp of , i demend you make me the RIS armor i tipped you 30kme : /sighdont you just love some peopleDafneMaster Armor SmithMaster Rifleman
lol, now that's funny. I wish we could make RIS for less than 30k. The work just finding the components is worth more than that.....
lol RIS for 30k or less? i would love to see even composite go for that much rofl
Ryche_Mykola
Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:43 am
#11
Customer: Can you make me a suit of Ubese Armor with 70%+ kinetic?
Me: I am out of Gemstone currently to make the kinetic layers, I could send ya a mail when i get some made.
Customer: OK, cool.
..................... 60 seconds pass....................
Customer: Is that Ubese done yet?
Me: I told you i didn't have the gemstone to make it.
Customer: I have a Gemstone Necklace, why don't you recycle that?
Me: /rofl . It doesn't work like that. I'm trying to find some gemstone.
.....................5 min goes by, I manage to find some gemstone on the bazaar.
Me: I got some gemstone, I'll send you a mail/tell when its done.
Customer
K!! AWESOME!!!
K!! AWESOME!!!...................30 seconds go by......................
Customer: Is my armor almost done?
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it that customers think it takes 60 seconds to make a full suit of armor from nothing?
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