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Thread: Bad(Yet Funny) Situations

SilverStarz
Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:48 pm
#1
Ever have a bad time with a customer and get a laugh or two from it? - - Nows the time to tell your story....

Heres a Funny one


Tell from Guy: Are you an Architect?


Me: Yes


Guy: I need a house with 4 storys....And maybe a basement too?


Me: The houses are customly made...Sorry but I have nothing to do with that <Smiles>


Guy: You must be lieing!


Me: Nope...Thats the truth...


Guyk then make me a large house I can place on this planet


Me: Will do...


So, I make the large naboo house...

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Guy: Hey! Is it done yet?!


Me: Yup, Just got finished...wanna meet?


Guy: Sure


Me:How bout we meet at the Theed starport?


Guy: Ok

---------------------------Meet him there and activate a trade


Mek, 110k please...


Guy:Youre ripping me off again!


Guy:I just bought one for 1 Credit...


Me: So you wanted another one?


Guy: Well not from you!!!!


Guy *Edit* You!!


Me: I'll go post this on my vendor....

<-------------------------------------------------Who knows where this guy flew off to



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Xen Verra





Walker- TexasRanger
"When the eyes of the ranger are upon you..."
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ASrai
Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:00 pm
#2




SilverStarz wrote:

<-------------------------------------------------Who knows where this guy flew off to



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Xen Verra




Or which rock he crawled out from


I have had a couple similar experiences, Like "can you make me a heavy mineral harvester for 10k, thats all the money I got", I tell them no, and a few minutes later they buy 5 heavies off my vendor for 125k each. Boy, they were reaaaalllly poor


The tailor boards also have a thread going like this thats a great laugh to read.


http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=tailor&message.id=7332







A'Srai Mizuho
Master Tailor/Master Artisian/Merchant
A'Srai's House of Fashion's
-1250, -4700 South of Bestine, Tatooine, Chilastra
Proud Member of Team Hawtpants

SilverStarz
Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:34 pm
#3
/Bump Because I feel like it





Walker- TexasRanger
"When the eyes of the ranger are upon you..."
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Amanda143
Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:56 am
#4
I really hate it when I get emails or tells from people that say, Hey! Make me this now. I just ignore them.



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w33tab1x
Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:38 am
#5
rofl what a noob he was , they piss you off at the end thou



Etheco- Elder Jedi
Apet - Master Trader
Regola- in progress {some day}
Spekter
Fri Jun 11, 2004 3:43 am
#6
The smugglers have one of these pages too. It's been up since 8-25-2003 and is at almost 1k posts now. Personally, I think it shoud be included in the in game new player tutorial before they're allowed to leave the space station.



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...I don't want to sell you deathsticks...I want to go home and rethink my life...
bluejanus
Fri Jun 11, 2004 4:47 am
#7

I remember some master doctor in custom clothingtrying to get a deal from me saying he was a newbie. I told him to take his master title off and wear initial artisan clothes before trying to panhandle.





Isander Aperin - Kettemoor Master Architect (home: Serenity, Naboo)
Structures vendor in the HorkCo Shop near Coronet, Corellia (CLOSED)
Structures vendors in the Mos Mesric Mall near Mos Espa, Tatooine (CLOSED)
Structures, jedi kit, crafting station and resource vendors in Serenity near Kaadara, Naboo (CLOSED)
SilverStarz
Fri Jun 11, 2004 9:48 pm
#8
Lets just say we get REALLY weird people.....

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Guy:hi verra

(Already lost my respect by calling me by my last name:smileytongue

Me: Hello


Guy:Could you decorate my house?


Me: lol, I'm acctually decorating someone elses house right now...


Guy: Why don't you like me?


Me: lol What?


Guy: You are making up something I can Tell that you are


Me:I'll do it after the first person that asked me...


Guyk


Me:Thanks for waiting....

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Guy:Comes back in the next minute.....


Guy Says: IS my house complete?


Me: ?


Guy: You said you were going to decorate my house...Where are you?

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I gave up on him about then


Same thing usually happens over and over...


/Bumped


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Xen Verra





Walker- TexasRanger
"When the eyes of the ranger are upon you..."
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Kharn_JB
Fri Jun 11, 2004 10:36 pm
#9
Reminds me of when two people were asking for a City hall for free and got all pissy when I said no
BioDroid
Sat Jun 12, 2004 8:00 am
#10
Via tells:


Smacktard: Hey what are those neat round glass tables called?


Me: The big ones or the small ones?


Smacktard: The big ones


Me: "Tables"


Smacktard: I meant what are they called in the game?


Me: They are simply called tables..nothing fancy.


Smacktard: I don't understand.


Me: Go to my vendor at xxxx xxxxlook under Misc-->Furniture for a "Table" it is that which you seek.


Smacktard: I still don't understand.


Me: Just look on my vendor for a "Table" under Furniture which is under Misc and you will find one.


Smacktard: Couldn't you just bring me one?


me: /sigh Sure...where are you?


Smacktard: At your shop.


me: /cry



Ma'ara Kiel(Corbantis) Master Tailor - Master Chef- Master Merchant
Formerly Master Artisan - Master Marksman - Master Architecht

Bri'anne Mala(Corbantis) Master Entertainer - Master Dancer - Musician 4-0-4-0 - Image Designer 4-1-4-4

"This above all, to thine own self be true."
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