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One day a Master Architect comes home and finds the Fire Department, the Police Department, the Emergency Medical Technicians, the Humane Society, and the SWAT team at his house.

He walks up to the chief of the Fire Department, who says "I've got some bad news for you. Your house is on fire and its burning to the ground."

He walks up to the chief of Police, who says, "I've got some bad news for you. When we got here, the entire contents of your house had been emptied out before it caught on fire."

He walks up to the Emergency Medical Technician, who says, "I've got some bad news for you. Before your house was robbed and burned to the ground, your entire family was shot and killed."

He walks up to the head of the Humane Society, who says, "I've got some bad nes for you. Before your family was shot and your house was robbed and burned to the ground, someone poisoned your dog."

He walks up to the head of the SWAT team, who says, "I wouldn't get any closer. The person who poisoned your dog, shot your family, robbed your house and burned it to the ground is hiding in the back yard." Says his name is "Holocron".

I My God! says the Master Architect. "Holocron visited my house!!!!!"

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