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None of the above. Tie your foot to a chandellier above your PC. hang upside down while waving the chicken. The reason this is done is becuase should the evil in your pc suddenly rush out it will be come confused upon not immediatly seeing you in front of the PC. The evil is very vunerable at this stage and can often be trapped in a secondary object like a toaster or battery operated marital aid. Once the evil has fled try to praise its new home. Say things like "wow what a lovely toaster" and "gee that battery operated martital aid is SO much better then my PC!" Now the evil is tricky and may follow you while hiding behind various houseplants. So its best to recite these phrases over and over for at least a week while you are at home, at work or visiting with the parish priest. Eventually the evil will realize that it is much better off in your toaster or battery operated marital aid and remain there.

I would recemend that you avoid making toast or whoopie at any time in the future tho.

Oldman Rakon
~ Port Kensington Mining Company, Oasis Naboo~
Bloodfin Server
"There is no such thing as Gravity, the world just sucks."

Newsflash! I got the copy and paste functions to work. Apparently they only work if I don't use a ctrl-(x) combo. I bound them to some random key and they worked fine. Now I have to tackle getting the colors to display correctly, but I'm all out of chickens

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